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[–] 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It's like running away from Jason or Michael Meyers. It does not matter how fast you and how slow they are, they keep coming. And they will catch up in the end.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Nature really is pretty cruel. The vast majority of wild animals die by being torn apart and eaten alive.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    After running 5k all I can think of is fuck they did that without even having modern shoes. Like how?

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  • [–] 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I think a big part is conditioning. If all the walking & running you've ever done was shoeless, you're just more able to run shoeless than someone who only takes their shoes off inside a modern home.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Keep in mind, when you’re not running on man made surfaces you’re often going to have a fine time barefoot. Man made (outdoor) surfaces are hard and not really great for bare feet.

    Just gotta watch out for the not so great surfaces.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    And here I get winded going up a flight of stairs...

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Also, these fuckers.

    Homotherium hunted large game through persistent hunting and not ambush like other big cats. They hunted in packs and were able to hunt across large distance using their keen day time eye sight.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    i asusme pronghorn antelope, which is not an antelope, almost no predator in America can chase it down, since those predators are long extinct since the last ice age.

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    [–] 66 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Humans are the It Follows demon of prey animals.

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  • [–] 61 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    But it's all good, they're like 30 feet away. They can't possibly hurt me from all the way over there!

    Ow! Why am I bleeding?

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  • [–] 33 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    What the hell am I looking at?

    Why is it morphed with doge? Doge doesn't talk like that. Why is there perspective on the text? Is this a pic of a screen? Is it supposed to be a deer? Antelope? Elk? All those animals still have ears. What is the thought process that leads someone to put forth the effort into making... this?

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  • [–] 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Does this antelope look like doge or does doge look like antelope?

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  • [–] 33 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Humans are to animals what Jason Vorhees is to promiscuous teens.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    Those murderers in 2000's scary movies that just walked after their running victims were real all along.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago* (4 children)

    Brother in law ran for 22 hours non-stop over mountains.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I've seen ultra-runners "run", it's more of a weird looking walking/power-shuffle than running.

    Still absolutely bonkers to do for 22h straight though.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    I have zero clue what this means

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  • [–] 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

    humans sweat but antelopes don't. this is part of what makes humans (and also wolves and some other social canids, and hyenas that pant instead) hilariously good at long distance running and so can just run or jog following a herd until antelopes collapse from heat exhaustion. this is called persistence hunting. this is also why we have domesticated wolves, probably

    i'm pretty sure that there's a tribe or a couple of them that practice that form of hunting even today

    that's how the story goes, anyway, whether it was actually a thing or a side product or misinterpretation is something else entirely

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago

    Plus being upright. Most of our weight is supported by skeleton, rather than muscles that get tired, and walking is mostly a matter of falling forward in a controlled manner

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago

    I think it's been explained, but to reiterate, while humans aren't fast, we're very good at walking/trotting for extended periods of time - both because we have sweat glands that many animals lack, but also because bipedal locomotion is more efficient over a long distance.

    Our earlier ancestors would set out after a herbivore, say an aurochs (the bigger the better), during the hottest part of the day, and cause it to flee. When it stopped to cool, they'd jog up after it and caused it to run away again, until it got so hot that it collapsed from heatstroke.

    We're having steak, boys!

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Humans have some of the most impressive endurance capabilities of any animal on the planet, particularly when it comes to long-distance running.

    Take a cheetah, for example. It can reach roughly 60–70 mph, but it can only sustain that kind of sprint for a matter of seconds before it overheats and has to stop. A human obviously can't come remotely close to that speed, but we can keep running for hours, especially in hot conditions where many other mammals are forced to slow down or stop.

    That endurance would have been an enormous advantage for a hunter. Combine it with human-level intelligence, cooperation, communication, and the ability to track prey over long distances, and you end up with what is essentially a soft, squishy killing machine that just keeps coming.

    You don't have to be the fastest animal if you can simply keep following your prey until it can't run anymore.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago

    Tribes, and wolves and dogs (they are distinct and out pals came from dogs not wolves, their split happened much earlier I've been informed,) would follow herds for months. Indefinitely.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago

    Well, it took us a while to invent vulcanization.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago

    This is human exceptionalism propaganda

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I have to admit liking those ai slop sci fi videos where they get persistence hunting right as a reason humans are an unexpected apex predator

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