Those damned leftists!!!1!!

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  • [–] 108 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Where is my pronoun bike garage?

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  • [–] 65 points 3 months ago

    I’m laughing imagining some clueless dude standing in the Gay Room saying “I dunno. They just told me to stand here.”

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  • [–] 58 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Fuck, I wanna be a boywife in the kitchen

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  • [–] 36 points 3 months ago

    Cleaned version

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  • [–] [B] 31 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Do people have gender specific bathrooms in their homes?

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    A functional estrogen lab, safe abortion facilities, healthy sexual space, opiate free healthcare, kitchen and bathrooms that are accessible by all, a room for everyone's uninhibited gayness and a fucking home to begin with? I agree... It is what we want.

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago

    "Are we going to just let these people be free and live their lives the way they want? Fuck no. I believe in freedom!"

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  • [–] 50 points 3 months ago

    I don’t want that. It is way too small for my polycule

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    OK i got burned by this before, OP means left handed people.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    It just hit me how small-knitted fediverse is. I know what recent lemmy post comment you are referencing.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    Not the fediverse. The threadiverse is only a little part of the fediverse. I have multiple lemmy accounts and seriously question if that makes any senes at all. Often happen run into some people with multiple accounts 🥸

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago

    Leftists want us to have homes!!! :3

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago

    Is the "Gay Room" being essentially a walk-in closet intentional? 😅

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago

    A weed smoking patio is an amazing life upgrade tho

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    When do I move in?

    Seriously though, sex before marriage is just what sane people do. Do you buy a car before you test drive it?

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago* (6 children)

    Do you buy a car before you test drive it?

    Yes, if you have heard from other people that this car is a pleasure to drive ;)

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    What is a pleasure for one, may not be for you. Different folks, different strokes.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    The probability that it would be for me too is higher. We are all people, after all.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Can't say I agree. Most people don't seem to critically evaluate their purchases, especially expensive ones. I've gotten tons of bad advice from people that just bought into the hype on some shiny thing they saw a commercial for or a influencer talking about. People are fools. I try not to buy anything I haven't laid hands on myself.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    People are these days through things like carvana "we'll deliver the car you pick online straight to you front door" (grabs the one in the back that won't sell because of the loud AC and it rides a bit wonky, hoping your need of a car out weighs the hassle of sending it back)

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    It’s true! I hired my androgynous pansexual genderfluid interior designer who studies at a liberal arts college to design my home and I have to admit the trans bathroom really fits nicely with the picture of a femboy I have plastered on its walls.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    So the closet is that were we store the Gay?

    Hey guys go get more Gay out of the closet, it's getting a little straight in here.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    How high is the rent? I... ahm a friend of me might be interested.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    Know how to piss off a conservative neighbour? Tell them you're renovating your bathroom and making it gender neutral. Wait for their reaction.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    What… what do you keep in the abortion closet? :/

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Where as under the right wing, you don't get a home at all.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Don't threaten me with a good time.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Where do the other polycule people sleep? That bed isn't big enough for more than 2.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    First you'd have to make homes affordable

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Oh god do you think they have plant based abortion burgers

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Wait, we still want marriage?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    So, where is the prostate massage basement?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    We live in Florida, so no basement. We've relocated the prostate massaging to the observation deck on the roof.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    By leaving this comment, I’m just happy to be a part of something bigger than myself!

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    FUCK THAT. The bathrooms in my home are all people-with-penises-and-toxic-masculinity-only!

    My wife has to go over to the neighbors' house to relieve herself!

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    I don't get why everyone hates us lefties. I was born this way, it's not like I had to made a conscious choice about it, it's obviously the, ironically enough, right thing to do.

    Can't believe people hate me for being left handed.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    That abortion room seems superfluous.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    I mean....I'm pretty sure "trans bathroom" is kinda redundant in a house? It's just a shared bathroom for anyone there. It's like saying "assless chaps" all chaps are assless so......they're just chaps?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Abortion

    Fuck I'm laughing way too hard

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    What’s a gay room? Like is the room gay or do we do gay stuff only in that room?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I'm here for the trans bathroom. I'll be using it all day. Try and prove i wasnt born the opposite to what I am before ive finished pissing.

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