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    Samuel Alito blames marriage equality for America’s ‘decisive’ turn ‘against religious liberty’ in c/politics@lemmy.world
    [–] jerk_splerkin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

    If your liberty requires the stifling of other’s liberty, then it’s not liberty you see at all.

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  • The new American retirement fear: working until you die in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
    [–] jerk_splerkin@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I’m 45 and I’m already measuring my retirement in millimeters. 9 of them, specifically.

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  • You could literally put Dwayne The Rock Johnson on a middle school girls soccer team and hand me a fistful of cash to act like I gave a shit about it and I wouldn't be able to. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
    [–] jerk_splerkin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

    I thought they were insulting the Rock’s soccer skills.

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  • Those damned leftists!!!1!! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
    [–] jerk_splerkin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

    I might do it sitting. I might do it standing. Just to keep those mfers guessing.

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  • Miller Labels Leftists a “Cancer” That World Must “Root Out” in Fascistic Speech in c/news@lemmy.world
    [–] jerk_splerkin@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

    It’s not that I don’t care. I just need to exhaust all alternatives before I simply accept that my family likely dying is the only option.

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  • College Students Are Testing at the Level of 10-Year-Olds in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
    [–] jerk_splerkin@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

    That’s why I measure the quality of my end of life care in millimeters. Specifically 9 of them.

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  • Has anyone considered maybe Epstein was sex trafficking donald trump? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
    [–] jerk_splerkin@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

    He’s got plenty of cake. Somebody’s gotta want a slice, right?

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  • 'HANG THEM' -- Trump reacts to Democratic lawmakers' video appeal to military in c/politics@lemmy.world
    [–] jerk_splerkin@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I got a permanent ban for telling someone on an nfl team sub that they were a stupid fucking idiot. Wtf?

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