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[–] 59 points 10 months ago (1 child)

What a terrible day to have eyes

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  • [–] 50 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    That's the face of man you can depend on.

    Sorry...mis-spoke.

    That's the face of a man with depends on.

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  • [–] 31 points 10 months ago

    Sexy tennis shorts. Blowing bubba. It all makes sense now.

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  • [–] 28 points 10 months ago

    Epstein was a monster he wouldn't hesitate to take advantage of the mentality disabled.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    Sure, all those 14 year olds wanted a piece of that sweet Trump action.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago

    Fucking finally!!!

    For the longest time I have been bitching about this exact thing. Recently no one has been posting anything accurate like this.

    It’s about damn time we had a decent shitpost. ;)

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    [–] 19 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    All that junk up in that trunk

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    There's a reason why the orange buffoon can't control his bowels. Yep, he could take any size and any length.
    People would say that no one could take a cock like he could, he was tremendous. The best. Men would come up when he was on his hands and knees and, BAM, straight in like a rat up a drainpipe. No lube dongeedonny was his name!!!

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    How long before we hear that Trump and all of Epstein's other friends were victims of Jeffrey Epstein, lured down there, plyed with alcohol, possibly drugged, and enticed into compromising behavior for blackmail purposes? They're victims, not pedophiles.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    God damnit! Now I just threw up a bit in my mouth. Thanks a lot, OP!

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    With a cake like that he could jump over the wall to Mexico.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago (2 children)

    Well that reads as if the Putin part could be a joke. If you remember, it was a common theory online at the time (or was it later?) that Putin has some kind of video on Trump and that's why he's so pro-Russia. As of now I don't think any such video has been released? But I could easily see them joking about Putin having photos or a video of something that happened for real on Jeffy E's island.

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  • [+] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    It could very well be, I'm just saying this isn't a smoking gun that Putin necessarily has the photos, but the thing having happened is implied more strongly.

    I don't know any more than you do, but that's just how it sounds to me: the thing likely happened, the existence of photos is implied too, but the Putin part could be meant either seriously or jokingly. That part sounds kinda iffy to me.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    Well he has the mental age of a toddler, so maybe that turned him on?

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    We know he didn't because no one wants to get naked with this smelly bitch.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    He’s got plenty of cake. Somebody’s gotta want a slice, right?

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