Damn imagine if there was a shortage of dicks

Ooh, there's a discount for quantities of 5 or more. Thrifty and slutty, my kind of place!

Been kinda casually dating for a while, those people are the worst and don't deserve any kind of response.

The only thing they will ever want is a one night stand on their terms and never talk again. These slums of people have completely destroyed my self confidence for a while, and I don't even want to think about what kinda STDs I would have gotten if I slept with them.

I love your cock! 😍

I dunno what age range of dick pics you get from people but I, for one, am glad I'm passed my dick pic sending era. You should definitely get treated like a person more often than it sounds like you do.

Are unsolicited pictures of Dick Van Dyke ok?

Oh, pants, now I've asked they won't be unsolicited. I need to really rethink my dick game plans!!

They don't treat you as a person on porno places and you are surprised?

What kind of people do you think hang out there... Its not going to be people interested in your soul.

🍆🖼️ hello

.... this is confusing to me.

Like... you're doing a kind of power move, but like, in reverse.

...hrm.

Because due to law of large numbers, it has worked for someone. The 99% who are disgusted by it are just a collateral damage. Of course it might have been a much more artistic picture of a dick, but that gets glossed over.

There's always the exhibition and degrading kink to consider as well. Flashers do exists and sending a random dick pick is rather easy. For the degrading kink, sending a random dick pick is sure way to get at least some insults or disgust effect.

There might be just ego or inflated self esteem in the play as well.

Though just for clarification, I'm not in any way defending it. I'm probably more baffled by most sexual behaviors than the average person. I have just been curious over the drivers of most sexual behaviors.

Dick portraiture must be a profession, or at the very least a hobby.

well it's in a jar and garlic dill flavored

No I’m on sandals

we hit land in an hour, why?

also how could you tell, that's kind of creepy. creepier than me, so i need to lkearn this skill

I highly doubt anyone is taking this seriously.

Canadian men are terrible at taking pictures of their dicks

It really is rude to compose shots so poorly.

It's like they've never bothered to learn to crank that F-stop while increasing the exposure to get that shallow depth of field. It gives an illusion of depth.

I like to use a 60mm prime lens on an MFT to give it a crop-factor equivalent of 120mm.

And go with a snooted strobe to get that shadow detail. Ring flashes are lazy and have no character.