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[–] 111 points 3 months ago (18 children)

When dudes open up with a dick pic on Grindr I am just like "Good. They have the item I'm looking for in stock."

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  • [–] 51 points 3 months ago (14 children)

    Damn imagine if there was a shortage of dicks

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  • [–] 49 points 3 months ago (12 children)

    Have you been on Grindr? Nothing but bottoms. There totally is a shortage of dick lol

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    Damn, maybe I should consider turning gay

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    You could always do they like do in mexico (from my experience, anyway), you're totally straight so long as you only top or get head. You're only gay if you're the bottom/pasivo.

    Do this, and increase the percentage of tops on Grindr. Lol. Right now they're at a buffet, and they're way too damn picky for it lmao

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Wait, for real? Is that indicative of reality or just the one site?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    In my experience, bottoms out number tops pretty considerably. That could be a regional thing, though. Even most bi guys I know are exclusively, or near exclusively, bottoms when they're with other men.

    Bottoming just feels too damn good, y'all.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Been kinda casually dating for a while, those people are the worst and don't deserve any kind of response.

    The only thing they will ever want is a one night stand on their terms and never talk again. These slums of people have completely destroyed my self confidence for a while, and I don't even want to think about what kinda STDs I would have gotten if I slept with them.

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