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How polite (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] 6 points 3 months ago (13 children)

The entire server went horny crazy, I was like "well, I have no problem just giving people nudes".

I eventually said as much.

100% sure even if I am physically attractive, my personality is unfuckable.

But that is ok.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    Ok so it actually was a power move to essentially bonk everyone and send them to horny jail.

    That does actually make sense, as a tactic.

    You basically called everyone's bluff.

    ... but I also do need to tell you that there are solutions to an 'unfuckable personality'.

    One is a ball gag.

    Another is ... you can actually change.

    Yet another is... if you are genuienly ok with that... well then that actually is just fine.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    No, I feel something is wrong with me, and I can't claw my way out of it.

    So just had to detach zen-style. I applied this to all aspects of life.

    I feel a lot of it is being poor on both time and money, and burnout.

    I also pretty much am already being investigated with heavy suspicion of ADHD.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago* (9 children)

    Addendum:

    I, as well, enjoy games with power moves.

    ... send me your nudes >:D

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    Ok, I would not usually even consider for a dude, but fuck it, have to reward that.

    How do you want me? Also, without undies too?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Send me whatever you were going to send them.

    ... probably in a DM. Unless... you ... want to horny bonk all of lemmy. ... I guess you could post to gone wild ... ?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    And addendum: think I uglified as fuck since as well, so your funeral xD

    After I get alone time home.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

    Honestly, we both seem to have similar body builds, and you are in better shape than I am right now... more muscular definition/lower apparent body fat.

    Your arms in particular have more muscle than mine... I am rather spindly, hahaha!

    I honestly don't see why you would think your body is ugly, it isn't.

    Sure, its not ... tiktok influencer chad/movie star action hero/professional athlete, ... but you seem to be a perfectly fit and healthy adult young man.

    Don't let absurd beauty expectations from society/social media get you down, the vast, vast majority of people do not look like the pretty people that algorithms put in front of our faces.

    And hell, if you're American, you are very far from obese, so... you are probably literally above average, bare minimum, probably more like top 25% at least, if you want to use BMI as an approximate proxy for overall health.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Thanks! It's from work. It's funny that women don't tend to like the twink build, so I attract only men lol

    I am mostly worried that I have too little fat and meat on me, my chest also kind of sticks out like a flat plate, instead of just being integrated.

    So I remind myself of a skinned chicken.

    If your build really is like mine, then that is good for your health long-term! The more weight you have, the faster your heart gives out.

    You will make a great scout as well!

    Also, I guess you get nude privilege for a while, idk how good of an idea that is, but eh.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago*

    If you want to bulk up a bit more, I suspect you're already good at jogging. Do that a bit more regularly, and then also, pushups and crunches and squats, basically.

    I'm sure an actual body builder type person or comm could give you more detailed advice, but broadly... if you want more pecs, use em more often lol, pushups with proper form, or other excercizes that target them. Pullups for traps and delts, I think?

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