one time?

One time? Amateurs

Here's the deal: given enough time, it WILL work! I've tried it! See, what I do is I reach my hand out toward the remote and close my eyes and stay there. Sometimes it comes quickly, other times it takes several minutes. But the remote always winds up in my hand.

Sure, it's because either my wife or one of my kids has intuited what I'm trying to do and they walk it over to me. But, hey, I'm still getting the remote to my hand regardless!

Nah, there's no such thing as The Force - I used telekinesis.

how the fuck y'all moving objects without applying force to them?

Admit it? There's not a single commenter here who isn't proud of the effort they put in. I feel like I came pretty close to success myself.

I also tried using Matilda powers.

Listen, I was 4 when Empire came out. Of course I did this.

Yesterday.

It still doesn’t work.

My guy I made myself pass out trying to go super saiyan. Of course I've tried using the force

After reading Hitchhiker's Guide, me and my cousin tried to fly by jumping off a (low) wall and forgetting that we were falling.

You must be able to use the force for a prostate massage right?

I did it today, the remote was too far away, so no harm in trying to see if I've accessed the force.

Use the force, shoot webs, use telekinesis, launch a kamehameha...

Bitch, I tried to make a ball of chi after seeing Gohan teach Videl how to do it

I mean... What if it works? You'd be a fool not to give a shot every now and then.

Duhh, of course. I was quite persistent, actually...

Oh I have the worst story about this. I was having this wonderful dream where I had telekinesis and I could do all kinds of awesome stuff. Then my alarm started going off.

And tried to bend a spoon by convincing yourself it doesn't exist

We just didn't want to disappoint D.Wader with our lack of faith.

I’ve found I can only do it to automatic doors.

I keep trying and hoping eventually something will move.

I have tried and failed in a dream at least once, because even when dreaming reality intrudes to make me miserable.

not only have I tried, I succeeded!

Double sliding doors are fun

The remote is too far

Yeah, but I didn't think it was force, just garden variety telekinesis.

Tried moving things with my mind, shoot a Kamehameha wave, change the outcome of an event with a ritual or some fake BS, water bend in the shower, flicked a wand (and a bean or two), and attempt to be cooler than I am.

All magic that hasn't worked yet still trying

Not the force, but after a long Bioshock session I felt like I should be able to get something from across the room with telekinesis.

Automatic doors and traffic lights.

I tried to move things using my mind. It was before I saw Star Wars though, but the idea was there.

Why not? I've seen that in movies

How is this considered interesting enough to upvote by literally anyone. Of course most people have tried that.