What an asshole.

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[–] 23 points 4 months ago

“…or putting a bomb on a - or bringing special forces people home safely?” is probably my favorite line. He remembered midway through the sentence that “bomb” isn’t what he wants his tech associated with, so he interrupted himself to put a more positive spin on it lol

If you wanna save yourself some time, just watch the last five minutes or so. The opening part is relatively boring. He ramps up the crazy as he goes.

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    [–] 76 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    Has anybody seen a real nervous breakdown? Because I've just watched that boring AI tech-nazi vomit his bullshit for 20 minutes waiting for it, and it never came. I demand a refund.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Yeah it's super-annoying when they do clickbait headlines that exaggerate some asshole's behaviour. It's a huge let down and then it's a weird feeling like "it wasn't actually that bad" mixed with "but oh yeah, fuck that guy for other reasons".

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  • [–] 67 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    God I hope every single one of these motherfuckers loses their shirt, pants, and every goddamn thing they own.

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    Just their eyes, noses, tongues, hands, and feet. Let them keep their ears so they can hear the disgust and disdain that people have for them when they're reduced to begging in the same streets where they paved over the hopes and dreams of the poor.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago*

    They need to lose their fingernails, one by one, then eyelids, then tongue, then ears, then nose, then eyes.

    They're ghouls on the inside, this is just .... soul-type affirming care, or something like that.

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  • [–] 126 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    I don't think y'all have ever seen a nervous breakdown. This is more like an ADHD kid talking about something he's interested in.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Wait untill he starts talking about killing brown people; sparks start flying.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Brown, white, yellow.... Doesn't matter to him.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    Isn't there a song I'm vaguely recalling from Sunday school about that? "Red and yellow, black, and off-white, all are zeroed in his sights. Drop expensive bombs on all the little children in the world." Did I remember that correctly?

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    I think the discussion he had when he thought he wasn’t live was enough for me to think he was losing it. Where he’s like acting like cnbc is different from the other girls. He was embarrassed there and talking himself into circles. A guy like that probably feels a really bad way right now like rage when he looks at the internet kinda bad.

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  • [–] 37 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Hope stress and pain eats his dead heart

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  • [–] 32 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Looks like an EvE profile image.

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  • [–] 30 points 4 months ago

    Yeah, an amphetamine crash will do that.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    Is this tool wearing a ST:TNG shirt?

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    He heard that Star Trek gives ya nerd street cred. Probably thinks the Borg are the good guys.

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    They already bastardized LotR in stealing Palantir... if that tells you anything

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    Ya wasn't Palantir the good guys who just wanted to industrialize middle earth and move on into the future and Gandalf and the hobbits were the radical socialists who just wanted chaos and nature and inefficient shit???

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Of course the Borg are the good guys, improving their society through technology they've collected from societies all over the galaxy. Everyone should happily assimilate, and be happy drones.

    Not the Sociopathic Oligarchs, though, they're too important to be drones.

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  • [–] 26 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Couldn't happen to a nicer person

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  • [–] 26 points 4 months ago

    For his next interview he should try to make his own head explode

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    I'm making a note here: huge success!

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  • [–] 47 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    I despise Alex Karp and Palantir, but this feels like a pathetic attempt to discredit him, for reasonably throwing shade on grossly over-valued AI products, unsuitable within the context of critical infrastructure and enterprise. His Berkeley faculty member argument simply seems to be an analogy, for other models being capable of performing the task, but it simply not going to happen in his belief. This article appears to serve stakeholders of the AI bubble.

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  • [–] 21 points 4 months ago

    Has nobody ever seen another interview with this guy? Nearly every interview I've seen of him is exactly like this. This is just what he does.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago

    Until he's facing the end of a gun and fears for his life, he doesn't really give a shit.

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    What, no fuel burning its way through his bottom? I guess that's all I can expect from this universe.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    Shame there weren't any open windows about

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    Fucking cunt.

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    maybe you should stop being thiels puppet.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    ai madness is a scary thing heh

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Too much money and drugs perhaps?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Now he has to suck his boss' dick.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Will no one give a thought for the persecuted billionaires?

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    I'll listen to this guy when he finally gets an appointment at the hairdresser

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