Some people say "he's got that dog in him" so if you got a rat in you, this solves the problem

I see your poop sausage and I raise you trypophobia cookie cups

Is it Hines Bines or Heans Beans?

What do you think, Craps or Yahtzee?

Just in time for the EV revolution. How about drones? I hear they're all the rage.

Vietnam managed it with punji pits and bamboo sticks

No sympathy for these tactics

I'd have more sympathy if I didn't get numerous letters saying YOU ARE BREAKING THE LAW if you watch live TV without a licence YOU WILL GO TO JAIL if our enforcement officers find you have been watching live TV without a licence

Contact us to apply for an exemption if you don't watch live TV (as if a paid licence is a given that you must request an exemption from)

Reminded me of someone...

The part about "Gods will" reminded me of a real world example I saw recently - some asshole prankster Tanner Cook that gets shot in the stomach after harassing someone, dismisses what happened to him and the outcome as "gods plan".