My baby’s got the bends…

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

Best advice I ever received as a new dad. Sleep when the baby sleeps. No one more round of halo, no let me get this one chore done. Just go to sleep

my god it's full of stars

Lookin' like the space fetus from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

You’re also going to be its first victim.

Looks pretty human , congratulations

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Udraeeeeaaaa

Couple years and it'll be a tater tot.

I'm so sorry about the BBD diagnosis.

I hear Benjamin did really great things before he got too young, though!

Their name is clearly destined to be Thomas