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[โ€“] 47 points 4 months ago (6 children)

That roll has cream cheese inside. It's already considered a capital offense in Japan.

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  • [โ€“] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    That's my thought. There's nothing more offensive about ranch than using cream cheese.

    I used to live in Japan, and from what I could see, Japanese people aren't fundamentally opposed to the concept of sushi with weird ingredients. They simply just don't think it's normal sushi.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 4 months ago

    Right? I'm Canadian. Poutine is a culture here, especially Quebec (Where I lived for a short time). Poutine is straight fries, fresh cheese curds, and gravy. That's it.

    You can totally add whatever you want to it. Plenty of restaurants exist to make pulled pork or extra loaded poutine. Want to add green onions? Ceaser dressing? Tater tots? Have at er, bud. Just don't call it a traditional poutine.

    I make sushi at home. I used to work in a sushi shop full time. We had all the traditional rolls for people but also some off the cuff ones like with cream cheese and such.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 4 months ago

    Japanโ€™s most popular fairly-priced national sushi chain is doing things much more wild than ranch on a rotating monthly basis. Every time Iโ€™m in Japan for work I stop in to Sushiro just to see what theyโ€™re doing this month that would make American weebs angry.

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    [โ€“] 80 points 4 months ago (51 children)

    Ain't nothing wrong with fusion cuisine.

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  • [โ€“] 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (35 children)

    My favorite fusions:

    Sushi Burritos

    California Burritos

    Kimchi Mac N Cheese

    Chicken tikka masala pizza

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  • [โ€“] 11 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Kimchi grilled cheese is a very tasty and very easy lunch!

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 4 months ago* (5 children)

    Curry pizzas sound like a bad idea till you realize a lot of curries are just pizza ingredients that you put on bread.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    it's curry and naan with fewer steps.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    And controversial opinion: I prefer mozzarella to paneer for curry

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Kimchi Mac N Cheese

    For those reading and thinking "what the actual fuck", don't knock it until you've tried it. This is in steady rotation at my place. You'd think American cheese is a bad fit for asian food, but budae jjigae has been a staple comfort dish in Korea since the war and proudly boasts this flavor combo.

    Anyway, this dish is incredible. The kimchi funk is mellowed by the other ingredients and contributes acid, spice, and seasoning to the overall dish for practically zero effort.

    Top and finish as you like. Here, we like to take it deeper into East Asia by adding chopped green onions, fried shallots, peanuts, and chili crisp.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    You make boxed mac and add a spoonful of kimchi after?

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  • Yes, but more like "kimchi to taste". For the typical Kraft box, I'd say more like half a cup of kimchi, but please do sneak up on what you think is a good amount if its your first time. For reference, a lot of Korean dishes serve at least a quarter-cup per serving.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    I will never knock anything with kimchi in it. That shit is so goddamn good

    Edit: holy shit I just clicked that link lol... Looks like the kind of dish that I would make at 4am, stoned, in college. Just throw everything I've got in a bowl and mix it up.

    And that is not a criticism haha. Looks insane

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  • I think you hit the nail on the head there. IMO, it's very much late-night drinking/partying food. It's right up there with the Rochester Garbage Plate, Jumbo Slice in downtown D.C., or those hotdogs they serve on the street in Reykjavรญk.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    I think the biggest thing aboot poutine isnt that poutine is amazing. It's that it unlocked some amazing fusions.

    Butter chicken poutine.
    Chicken shawarma poutine.
    Vindaloo poutine.

    It's all good.

    If it's saucy and tastes good with cheese, poutine it. It will be amazing.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

    Chicken Tikka Masala burrito! Holds the sauce so good!

    Also, California burritos are fusion? Burrito is a Californian invention, and French fries are pretty American (sorry Belgium).

    Edit: apparently I'm mistaken. I was under the impression that burritos were an invention of the California Gold Rush (distinct from tacos and using flour & lard tortillas).

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    The California Gold Rush was literally right after the territory was ceded from Mexico, so even if burittos had come from then they might as well have been still effectively Mexican anyway.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 4 months ago* (2 children)

    Chicken Tikka Masala burrito! Holds the sauce so good!

    Definitely going to try that with some sour cream and salsa

    Also, California burritos are fusion? Burrito is a Californian invention, and French fries are pretty American (sorry Belgium).

    Burritos are Mexican, Fries are American, thus the fusion into a California Burrito containing a protein + fries + guacamole and salsa.

    Souce: Southern California Native.

    Side note, I miss Dunkirk and Antwerp lol... That's where I got introduced to Carbonade flamande. Now I make it at home using Chimey ale, throw some cilantro/coriander in there with belgian fries and parmesan on top... So good.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 4 months ago* (1 child)

    As a fellow Southern California native, I'm now extra intrigued that you consider California Burrito to be fusion. I've lived in San Diego for over 40 years and have always considered it local cuisine, the fusion aspect never crossed my mind.

    If you're still around, this is the place that made the chicken tikka masala burrito:

    https://www.masalastreetsandiego.com/

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 4 months ago*

    As a fellow Southern California native, I'm now extra intrigued that you consider California Burrito to be fusion. I've lived in San Diego for over 40 years and have always considered it local cuisine, the fusion aspect never crossed my mind.

    We San Diegans have to remember that San Diego is unique in that it was once part of Mexico and Spain before that, so our local cuisine comes to us already infused. That doesn't mean it's not fusion food though. My wife, a native born Mexican has dragged me half across Mexico to see her family and it is in those trips where I realized certain foods are undeniably Mexican in their roots. From Burritos to corn tortilla tacos, they're mexican. However, french fries are not, thus fusion cuisine.

    Having lived in Chula Vista now for 26 years, I've learned two food facts:

    1. Cesar Salad was invented in Tijuana and came to Chula Vista second in the 1930s

    2. The California Burrito was invented in San Ysidro in the 1980s.

    If you're still around, this is the place that made the chicken tikka masala burrito:

    https://www.masalastreetsandiego.com/

    I'll give it a shot next time I head up

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 4 months ago (4 children)

    I've seen photos of sushi burritos on menus, but I'm always confused as to how you're supposed to eat it? Do you pick it up and bite into it like a burrito? And it doesn't immediately fall apart?

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 4 months ago (2 children)

    Sushi burritos are basically a giant sushi roll you eat like a hand roll or sushi rolls.

    If the burrito is say two pieces only, pick it up, pour your preferred sauce on top and bite.

    If the burrito is more than two pieces, it's now a giant sushi roll you can eat with chopsticks or a fork.

    Try one! They're delicious.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 4 months ago (1 child)

    I'm just trying to imagine biting into a giant sushi roll and tearing, without it breaking and falling apart... Have you ever tried eating a regular sushi roll in more than one bite? That shit does not tear cleanly.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 4 months ago

    That's why I prefer to make them at home where I use rice flour tortillas instead of seaweed as the outter casing. Holds up like a real burrito, but tastes just as good as the seaweed ones. Also allows me to lighten the rice layer and add other stuff.

    Of course you can just be lazy and throw two sushi rolls inside a rice flour tortilla, sprinkle it with some soy and cock sauce, wrap it up and enjoy too.

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  • [โ€“] 33 points 4 months ago* (14 children)

    This is also a grocery store Philly Roll. Weโ€™re already past simple fusion and into some Red Giant Helium-to-Oxygen shit. If my man wants some ranch, then so be it. Heโ€™s not denying himself an unsullied cross-cultural experience.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 4 months ago (13 children)

    Isn't that more of a California Roll? Around here, a philly roll is salmon, cream cheese and cucumber, no sauce.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 4 months ago* (8 children)

    Standard Philly roll is raw salmon, cream cheese, and avocado, but some places do it differently while maintaining the name. The only hard requirements are salmon (some places even use smoked salmon and call it a Philly roll, which I disagree with, but whatever) and cream cheese.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    I'm not disagreeing with you, cuz I don't know, but wikipedia says:

    A Philadelphia roll is a makizushi (also classified as a kawarizushi)[1] type of sushi generally made with smoked (or sometimes raw) salmon, cream cheese, and cucumber, with the rice on the outside (uramaki).[2] It is sometimes made with imitation crab instead of salmon, but can be found to include other ingredients, such as other types of fish,[3] cucumber,[4] scallions,[5] and sesame seed. Like many Western-inspired sushi rolls, its design and name are modified to target an American market, which includes putting the rice on the outside, and the nori in the inside (inside-out sushi) to appeal to western aesthetics.[6][7]

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I wonder why the inside out roll is supposed to appeal more to westerners. As a westerner, I donโ€™t mind the nori on the outside.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I caught that too. I think it's the dark color on the outside? They sell onigiri in a lot of our grocery stores and I've only seen them covered with opaque wrappings. That's why I think it's correct, but I'm not sure. It could also seem less chewy when it's on the outside because there's more to stretch? Just guessing.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 4 months ago*

    Wow. Time for me to make an edit because that is some bullshit.

    It is sometimes made with imitation crab instead of salmon

    I can't even imagine where this came from because I have never encountered this and I have been eating sushi all over the world. It is never made with imitation crab.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Around here (Texas), itโ€™s the cream cheese and smoked salmon that make a place call it a Philly Roll, and the avocado vs cucumber varies by restaurant. Avocado is pretty popular though, because anything that evokes Tex-Mex will find an audience.

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  • [โ€“] 14 points 4 months ago

    In the distance, Japanese sirens.

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  • [โ€“] 14 points 4 months ago* (6 children)

    I read that Europeans here for the World Cup are crazy for ranch dressing. Seems odd that they don't already have it, given all the American junk food franchises over there.

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Apparently the Japanese have discovered American food and have lost their goddamn minds. Those poor bastards.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    They have our franchises but they aren't that popular for the most part. The American section of the grocery stores I've been to over there is like 1 shelf that's half full of candy and potato chips. And that section only exists in the larger stores.

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  • [โ€“] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    It's pre-packaged grocery store sushi. Dipping it in ranch is the only way it tastes good.

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  • [โ€“] 13 points 4 months ago

    Q: How do you get a blow job in Texas? A: Dip it in ranch

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  • [โ€“] 12 points 4 months ago

    Those โ€œfancyโ€ sushi at restaurants that have the orange sauce drizzled over them in a fancy pattern? Thatโ€™s mostly mayo, which is in the same family as ranch. I wouldnโ€™t do it, but itโ€™s not as insane as it first appears.

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  • [โ€“] 12 points 4 months ago*

    I mean..................... Maybe we shouldn't jump to conclusions here? I'd give it a go lol

    Also, it looks like Philadelphia roll, so might actually go well together.

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  • [โ€“] 11 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    What about Kewpie mayo mixed with organic buttermilk?

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Maybe add some sour cream and this legitimately how I make my ranch and blue cheese dressings. So fucking good.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Another good version that I learned from a sushi place is cream with a touch of wasabi and salt. So good.

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 4 months ago (3 children)

    I'm l getting sushi later, I'll have to try that when I get home (assuming leftovers).

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    They had it for the salad, but I couldn't let it go to waste and it really is delicious.

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  • [โ€“] 9 points 4 months ago

    I live in Japan and don't like ranch dressing. I still don't have a problem with this, really. I think it would overpower the tastes of the ingredients since ranch has garlic, herbs, etc., but that's their choice.

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I dip mine in cocktail sauce after putting Wasabi and ginger on it. With squeezed lemon juice in the cocktail sauce

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 4 months ago (2 children)

    You put the ginger on the sushi when you eat it?

    Is this a thing people do? I was under the impression that it was meant to be a pallette cleanser

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  • [โ€“] 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I've never considered this, but now I sort of want to try it.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 4 months ago

    I mean it's Kroger Sushi who cares...

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    Are they saying that getting eel and putting bbq on it is wrong ?

    because i don't see how it adds up different.

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