The dumbass jeep gladiators that are almost, but not quite as dumb as the the cybertruck.

Yeah... but where is the egg based alcohol?

We didn't start the fire It was always burning since the world's been turning

I didnt need to know. You had a tough life, like most people.... boo hoo. What i did know, was you said "Kids don't deserve to be raped or murdered but they are ungrateful assholes that think money grows on trees," and that statement alone makes you a shitbag.

Yes, and they were an ungrateful asshole who thought money grew on trees. Now they are an ungrateful asshole who thought parenting would be all puppies and rainbows.

Then you are a fool. Being more attractive has always been one of the best selling points.

Was....

They were hot and ready.

Well, it cost 100s of billions to build all the data centers NEEDED for AI to cure cancer, so they need to recoup the money they invested in curing you of course. Plus because of their generosity they also deserve to make billions of dollars more in profit. Pay up peasants!

Nice to meet you Curt, my name is dad.

They dont hire cops for their brains.... im not entirely sure what the credentials for cops are, but brains is probably a disqualification.

Isnt that the right way to do it? Im not going to try and start a fight while Im mid shit...