I have no idea who the person on the left is

"We love kids the appropriate amount as allowed by law"- Chandler Bing

I literally couldn't find this anywhere so I made my damn own.

I like them enough not to eat them and rape them (this is so fucked up why are we joking about this) so I'd say 9

Dead vs fucked and dead?

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"Fuck them kids" is a horseshoe theory...

Who is on the left? I am not an American so I don't know about her. I know about the right one cuz he is so famous.

Uh, r/iamgoingtohellforthis

Hmm, prolly a 3-4, I greatly dislike children, I don’t want them near me. I don’t want them fucking dead, I just don’t want goblins near me

A solid 3.5

it wraps around to killing kids

Really? "Fuck/sexually abuse" or "kill?" Is there a Fred Roger's value on this?

I usuall print this out for first dates to check our compatibility

(Nobody passed yet)

kill-"like" scale

I guess Casey Anthony be a 1

I'd say i'm 3-4, i can tolerate kids but i find them annoying.

I have a daughter and step daughter and while both were calm and sweet when they were younger the teen disease seems to have changed one of them and the other one is on her way.

Step daughter turned 15 a few months ago and for the past 2 years i'd say she's becoming a bigger foul-mouthed asshole than i thought possible and daughter will turn 10 in a few months and i'm just waiting for the outbursts to start.

Kids don't deserve to be raped or murdered but they are ungrateful assholes that think money grows on trees.

I like kids, and value getting to be a grandpa for a boy from four to ten (then he became a basketball star and didn't visit much).

But I feel sorry for the alphas and betas. In fact, I feel sorry for zoomers, who I've watched grow up. And millennials got a raw deal too.

We don't know which catastrophic existential risk is going to manifest, as we're working on several. But one is, and the aftermath is going to be an ordeal.

Needless to say, I'm anti-natalist. I think bringing new life into the world right now is a disservice to them.

Delish!

Ah I see it's time for the monthly reveal-Lemmy's-sexism bait post

Given how much she wanted kids, that isn't actually an appropriate picture on the left of the scale.