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[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 month ago (1 child)

I read somewhere that viral marketing has been around since the 19th century. I guess it was only a matter of time until it reached the Fediverse.

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[–] deus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I don't mind, this franchise doesn't even exist in my country.

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[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

Still a better love story than Twilight

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[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 month ago (10 children)

I’m from the time when posts like this always ended up with “and everybody started clapping”.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago (9 children)

That would require other pole to be in the Little Caesar’s

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[–] Alenalda@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Every time I go to a little Caesars theres like 10 angry people looking at their phones waiting for the 1 poor kid running the shop to churn out 3 cheep pies per person.

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[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I'm sorry you go there at all. I went there exactly once. The pizza tasted like cardboard.

No, actually, cardboard tastes better.

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[–] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

It varies by location, which makes no sense because the pizzas are delivered frozen.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

some franchise owners turn up the speed on their pizza oven conveyor belt so they can churn out more, worse pizzas

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[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

It’s not just the speed. They will also not let it go all the way through, you are supposed to put it at the end of the conveyer and wait for it to get to the other end. But often people will push it into the oven and then pull it out from the other side guarenteeing that it’s underdone.

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[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 2 points 1 month ago

This is very true. The one in my town isn't great, but the one in the town over has always been pretty decent.

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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago

But I know I've seen a dough mixer peeking out around the corner in the back. Granted, it was one of the finer Little Ceasars that are attached to a gas station all across West Virginia.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Nah, my Little Caesars does a decent job. Way better than Papa Johns or Dominos.

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[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 month ago

They were good here at one time, haven't had em in years, the cardboard pizza is and always was Pizza Pizza

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[–] TimboSlice@discuss.online 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

And everybody clapped?

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[–] Colloidal@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago

Their cheeks.

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[–] UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

no, the dude ate them

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[–] Poojabber@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

They were hot and ready.

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

This is an ad.

[–] square@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

People giving Little Caesars shit in here but Little Caesars is the best chain pizza, fight me.

Also, the founder found out Rosa Parks was living in unsafe conditions in Detroit (Little Caesars, and the founder, are from Detroit) after a news story about her being attacked in her own home. He then quietly paid for a nice place for her until she died, no one even knew about it until after he died. There are no ethical billionaires, but he did a lot of good things in his community, definitely better than papa fucking John.