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bitch ass (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] 55 points 1 month ago (10 children)

I’m from the time when posts like this always ended up with “and everybody started clapping”.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (9 children)

    That would require other pole to be in the Little Caesar’s

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    Every time I go to a little Caesars theres like 10 angry people looking at their phones waiting for the 1 poor kid running the shop to churn out 3 cheep pies per person.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    I'm sorry you go there at all. I went there exactly once. The pizza tasted like cardboard.

    No, actually, cardboard tastes better.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    It varies by location, which makes no sense because the pizzas are delivered frozen.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    some franchise owners turn up the speed on their pizza oven conveyor belt so they can churn out more, worse pizzas

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    It’s not just the speed. They will also not let it go all the way through, you are supposed to put it at the end of the conveyer and wait for it to get to the other end. But often people will push it into the oven and then pull it out from the other side guarenteeing that it’s underdone.

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