...never went to Epstein island while he was alive
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Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.
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'm not in the Epstein files
Increased shareholder value
Do laundry every week
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β¦have finally stopped trying to finish peopleβs sentences.
..at least I have two wolves inside of me.
Get me an ambulance.
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gonna let my autocomplete take this one
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it
What the fuck is this?
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'm somewhat handy around the house
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Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.
... eat ass.
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β¦ am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive
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Put the laundry machine running before heading to sleep
Have a nice butt
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Ain't chicken.
-Leeroy Jenkins
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trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject
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Stopped trying
Or am I? Did I remember to take that? π€
...never said I was.
Get to meow online at other catgirls :3
Put the Tupperware lid on the side where it's dry so that it doesn't get moldy after neglecting to wash dishes for several months...... Just kidding, I put it in the sink where I will wash it later.
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Use Lemmy.
have a great ass.
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make myself laugh
Can suck off 5 guys
Forced myself to shower
...don't quote AI like it is smarter than me.
Have a crap ton of hobbies Iβm decently good at
'm a Jack of all trades, and a Master of a few.
Fuckin' ADD.
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fuck.
(Too bad its not true anymore)
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β¦ learn from my mistakes.
Forced myself to socialize.
Donβt eat corpses
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Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least when I'm done grocery shopping, I bring the cart back to where it belongs and don't just leave it wherever I please - like in the middle of a parking lot. That really gets my goat. (Just make an effort to be courteous, considerate, and kind to others!!! It is not that hard!!! Argh!!!)
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am very aware of my weaknesses.
am.
Also hate myself.
'm fabulous.
Keep struggling to be better than I was.
... bothered to write this comment.
am getting help
Ain't dead yet
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'm not perfect.
Don't shit my own pants
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Am pretty
'm kind and interesting
* zones out for 5 minutes *
am really obnoxious about it.
'll get back to this post later. Or not.
... tried comprehending the documentation before asking the interwebs
But I AM perfect. Why would I do that?
Have no self control
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