Poor bastard, born without quills and without pixels

It’s like a pet ballsack

The scrotum demands scritches.

Sentient ballsack

This makes me wonder: if Sonic shaved his quills, would he go faster? 🤔

There is someone out there whose job is bald hedgehog masseuse

Cute, it looks like one of the Clangers.

Reminds me of the time a yellow jacket flew up my dear departed Harold's draws and stung him right on the sack.

As my brother joked when I showed him this:

"Damn, now he's just a hog."

Alf got fat.

i guess its a birth defect or something. he looks like a squishy ball

Ok but which Norfolk?

Looks like a half-ass-ed job.

But why the massages? Serious question

The squonk

This is what my brain imagines when I think the word puggle.

I hope he is not cold

So, a Sphinx cat? Or I guess that’s just how it originated, a recessive gene (or whatever) we coaxed into a breed of cats?

Do cats have white supremacists? Somehow, that’s some kind of chimpanzee idea.

Is the hedgehog massages like that one the otter was getting the other day?

You're looking at a nude egg.

What a cute little meat bag 😂🤣.

Still not as cursed as hairless bears.

Hypothetically if I have a great-aunt who is 1/16th hedgehog, can I get in on this?

The weirdest tan egg I've ever seen.

Before the viagra kicks in

I’m sure his mom was surprised how smooth the delivery was.

this creature looks soo miserable ;w;

Sonic the hog.

That bottom right picture - forbidden stress ball.

That thing looks like a nut sack that came to life

so many great names for this fella

Zack, (short for ballsack)

Grundle

testicles (prnounced like hercules)

Max Danger

Balloon

Flapjack

Folds

any others?

umm! should I say it? can I say it?!

Normally you have to bake hedgehogs in clay to remove the quills after cooking, but this opens the possibility of crispy fried hedgehog.

Cute little meat bag.

“His best life” better than the other lives he lived so far

🥚

I was born without quills too you know