Let us not forget that the goddamn thing can brick if you don't put it in "car wash mode" before going through a car wash. 🤦‍♂️

A customer also has to activate Free Roll, which leaves the vehicle in Neutral without applying the parking brake.

Oh good, they came up with a stupid new term for something that people know, understand, has been around for well over 50 years.

My favorite part is the driver being jailed and charged with a whole host of boating crimes. No boating license, missing required tools, etc

Everyone is rightfully making fun of ol' Jimmy Jack, but the chain of events here is he bought a product based on claims by the maker and then used the product for those claimed features. Fraud is a crime. Texas needs to make more arrests.

Jimmy Jack McDaniel

Yep.

To be fair, Elon never specified exactly what he meant by the word "briefly" and the phrase "serve as a boat"

Oh wait, yes he did

Well it's an amphibious exploring vehicle, so it should be fine

Jimmy Jack McDaniel

Had the whole bottle I presume?

I disagree, anyone with sense knew everything Elon claimed about this thing was a lie.

Forgetting the death trap electronics and whatnot for a second..

How are you supposed to propel yourself and steer?

Right after release, firefighters failed to rescue a woman, Angela Chao, from a cybertruck which rolled into a pond killing her.

Fun fact, most articles about this appear to have been removed from search indexes, it was difficult to find on both DuckDuckGo and Google, and Google's AI summary will claim there is no record of a cybertruck killing a billionaire.

Turns out, licking boots and driving a CyberTruck won't get you a Get Out of Jail Free card like Trump and Elon.

At least you can see the product of their last two braincells rubbing together, floating in the lake.

Its the gift that keeps on giving

"Jimmy Jack McDaniel" well well well, if it isn't the man with three first names. (I know I'm stretching on McDaniel but c'mon this guy is the posterchild for stupid decisions)

Should be: Lies / Reality

So the guy is called Jack Daniel . It checks out.

"Jimmy Jack McDaniel"

Sue for false advertising

I wonder if Cybertrucks are cheap enough yet to buy one to do crazy shit like this

I wish more people would figure out that when entrepreneurs say something "will" be, they don't mean "it's been tested and proven and we're waiting to release it" but they actually mean "we think it's would be cool if". Entrepreneurs don't make promises, they dress their dreams and hopes up as promises