Ride Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

I can show you the world.

"LOL" said the weasel, "LMAO".

Bloody squirrels, comin' over ere, takin our jobs, you stoats are all right but bloody squirrels, let me tell you

Anyway here you are, elephant and castle, that'll be 30 quid mate

"And to your right you will see the birch tree where my ex-wife, Tammy, lives, a thin-leaved deciduous hardwood that is short lived, but still lasts longer than our marriage."

"Hold on Atreyu!"

“Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when ‘Sports’ came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.”

That's just Banjo Kazooie

Is this rea life? Is this just Fantasy AI?

"The eagles are coming!"

Just look at those eyes. I think the correct caption is "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"

'Have you ever heard the story of the scorpion and the frog?'

Voiceover: “Their love was forbidden…”

record scratch anyway, this is me, you might wonder how I got into this situation...

Flying Mounts changed the game.

WOAH YEAH KICKSTART MY HEART, HOPE IT NEVER STOPS WOAH YEAH BAAAAAABYYYYYY

Uber trying new systems to pay drivers even less

What is the Airspeed Velocity of a laden Swallow?

The Pixar's Hoppers and Avatar movie franchise crossover nobody asked for.

A modern scorpion and frog tale.

"Follow that cab!"

And so the king of wood bore me away from Isengard faster than the wolves and orcs released from the gates could match. Though he more me, his take was only to bear information; so I bade him take me rohan where a small toad and I would race to the shire in a sucession of expensive cars, likely to wreck a great number of them.

Whow - I'm going to Ibiza Whow - back to the island ...

"Aha! Gotcha you biiiig AAAaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiigh!"

"Straighten up and fly right!"

Just here will be perfect, mate.

Titanic: the woodland creatures version

i am the captain now

It's the dead of an Woodpecker attacked by an Weasel, A Weasel is a predator and even when the Woodpecker try to escape, the weasel don't let him go and at the end he will kill the bird in the first occasion. It's like a Lion riding a Cebra.

Toruk Makto?

Nobody expects surprise weasel butt sex

"To Mordor !"

See Gandalf, it wasn't that hard...

The aristocrats!

Almost (but not quite) Unluckies.

This is like the real life version of the movie Swapped