Am I out of touch? No, it's all of society outside of my congregation that's wrong.
That isn't a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.
Am I out of touch? No, it's all of society outside of my congregation that's wrong.
That isn't a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.
Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.
Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?
Totally tired. And they're Mostly exactly into the very same thing, they so despise publicly. "The hub"...bet this douche uses it more than the Lil hero here.
The guy probably probably watched and did worse when he was the kids age
From memory, I'd say it's pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.
Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.
I would 💯 give a honk and a 🤙 for the young lad. Lotta life left to live!
I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He's got it figured out.
Make him smoke a whole carton of the reefers and watch every video on the 'Hub', that will show him.
Can't believe I had to scroll down this far for this.
I'm a massage therapist and I'll never forget one particular client 2 years ago had a remarkably muscular right forearm, a twinkle in his eye, and the rest of his body was as muscular as jello.
I wouldn't wish that on my medium enemies. There's pokemon porn. There's ninja turtle porn. There's freaking 3D rendered legend of zelda forced feminiz... I need to go to pornhub
I think it's time we take a stand for what we believe in
He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.
(to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what's best for you)
Oh, we don't do compassion and positive reinforcement around here.
Why not? We're not billionaires.
Being exposed to porn at a young age has also been found to have damaging effects on younger minds. So really the uncle is in the right depending on the nephew's age.
It can be damaging, but not as much as weed can. also depends on the type of porn. If it was some vinella stuff, probobly going to be OK, if it was some more heavy alt stuff, time for therapy.
Generally the type doesn't matter. The age of exposure does, but the type doesn't.
As for weed, whataboutism isn't helpful.
So you would say that if he was jacking it to a chimp using a frog as flesh light just as bad as some white bread mofos filming their sexy time just as bad? You sure that kind of porn don't matter?
There is no what aboutism with weed, he is too young. 25 min age for weed should be the standard.
Wait... Bro, you're punishing him... For doing the things that I do every day? Rock on, dude!
He died for your sins.
Get out there and stand on the corner with him. Before long, more people will join & soon you'll have a whole crowd of chronic pot-smoking masturbators gathered in solidarity & you can exchange contact info for future smoke & stroke gatherings.
Now you make him smoke the whole pack of joints and watch all the porn.

That's better.
Rehance, Dehance, and drop out

Jesus didn't die for good cropping
Jesus didn't die for you, Jesus didn't die for me. Jesus didn't die for the whales named willy that that damn movie keeps trying and failing to set free (someone start playing folk guitar I think I'm onto something here)
Is one of the sins taking a screenshot of a meme to save it but then not cropping it to the right size?
Because jesus definitely does not think that is rad
Make him move rocks into a pile. If he hasn't learned his lesson yet, make him move them into a new pile.
Is this how Pilates became a thing?
The guy who killed jesus?
No you're thinking of Pontius Pilate; they're talking about the river in New England.
OK, so from a parent/caretaker I get that smoking pot (at home) isn’t maybe a great idea to just let happen, but humiliating the kid in front of everyone is an absolute shitshow. Good thing the passers-by were quite a bit more understanding. And the tossing? As long as it’s not in grandma’s salad.. whatever.
Yeah depending on his age the pot could be something a good caretaker should stop, but it should be stopped with a conversation about how it impacts development and how if he wants she can promise to buy him a joint for his 21st birthday.
Porn can be a similar conversation, "here's why I oppose it, especially for young people, I can't decide for you how to live your life, but I would appreciate if you gave it serious thought."
Punishment like this all but guarantees he won't ever see eye to eye with her on this and leaves me with little doubt that she never tried actually talking to him about her beliefs and why she wants him to act the way she does.
Not sure what to do
Have you tried not being lame and smoking pot while tossing off with him?
If my mom masturbated next to me, that would probably have suppressed my sexdrive well into my 80s.
The surest way to make a teenager think something is not cool (and thus, stop doing it), is for the parent to show an interest in doing it with them.
I would have sprung for a professionally made sandwich board or spinny sign.
I really hope this guy got some high-fives for his trouble.
In other words: a totally normal kid
Plot twist, he was watching auntie femdom porn, where the aunt punishes her nephew. This is his kink.
Cuck your uncle?
An out of control child would not stand out there for 5 hours, he would choke you until you pass out and stop bothering him.
Auntie must think it's the 1950s when nephew would've been put in a mental institution & lobotomized for such behavior.
I think that if i was driving by there i could only read "I smoked" and that's it.
Is this AI? His hand is all fucked up, body proportions seem off and shirt text looks weird
This is an ancient meme, the earliest extant mention was 23 July 2010, way before photo generation was viable. You can see remnants of the original facebook conversation here. TLDR: The original circumstances aren't much different from the OP except he allegedly stole from his parents to buy said items and his mom made him hold the sign in front of his school.
Yeah the hands are sus, and the shadow on the sign, and everything as a whole.
I found it on Pinterest and reverse image searched to get a higher qualify image, but I assume it was just run through some filter or something
Kinda funny but weed nowadays is crazy, not like old weed from a decade ago.
Side note, any parent that does shit like this, needs to be charged with child endangerment and abuse. Investigated for further abuse as well.
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