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[–] 293 points 6 months ago (9 children)

Am I out of touch? No, it's all of society outside of my congregation that's wrong.

That isn't a joke, Christians are deliberately conditioned to believe this.

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  • [–] 98 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    Well, it IS a joke. They're a joke.

    Just not the funny kind.

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    eh maybe we should use a different name for Lemmy anniversaries. Happy Lemming Day? nah.. Some of the apps use a chick in an egg for new accounts- maybe Hatch Day?

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    [–] 108 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.

    Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?

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  • [–] 97 points 6 months ago

    Hell yeah brother. Represent.

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  • [–] 58 points 6 months ago

    From memory, I'd say it's pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.

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  • [–] 55 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    "Whelp, can see so I can't do chores or homework. Might as well goon the time away"

    That kid probably.

    Also, If the internet was a thing when I first started to crank it, I would have had carpal tunnel by the time I was 18 😂🤣.

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  • [–] 51 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I would 💯 give a honk and a 🤙 for the young lad. Lotta life left to live!

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  • [–] 47 points 6 months ago

    I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He's got it figured out.

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  • [–] 45 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    Make him smoke a whole carton of the reefers and watch every video on the 'Hub', that will show him.

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    Can't believe I had to scroll down this far for this.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I wouldn't wish that on my medium enemies. There's pokemon porn. There's ninja turtle porn. There's freaking 3D rendered legend of zelda forced feminiz... I need to go to pornhub

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  • [–] 42 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.

    (to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what's best for you)

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Oh, we don't do compassion and positive reinforcement around here.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Why not? We're not billionaires.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago*

    Exactly. One fuck up could mean years in jail. Public appointed attorney, who has money for a lawyer? Your rich parents?

    Edit (I reread this) I'm also a person that does a lot of anonymous crime 🍃🏴‍☠️ and might have parents that could post bail

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  • [–] 0 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Being exposed to porn at a young age has also been found to have damaging effects on younger minds. So really the uncle is in the right depending on the nephew's age.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    It can be damaging, but not as much as weed can. also depends on the type of porn. If it was some vinella stuff, probobly going to be OK, if it was some more heavy alt stuff, time for therapy.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago* (1 child)

    Generally the type doesn't matter. The age of exposure does, but the type doesn't.

    As for weed, whataboutism isn't helpful.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    So you would say that if he was jacking it to a chimp using a frog as flesh light just as bad as some white bread mofos filming their sexy time just as bad? You sure that kind of porn don't matter?

    There is no what aboutism with weed, he is too young. 25 min age for weed should be the standard.

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  • [–] 85 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Wait... Bro, you're punishing him... For doing the things that I do every day? Rock on, dude!

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  • [–] 37 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Now you make him smoke the whole pack of joints and watch all the porn.

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  • [–] 32 points 6 months ago

    This kid will be alright

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  • [–] 46 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Rehance, Dehance, and drop out

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  • [–] 30 points 6 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    Jesus didn't die for good cropping

    Jesus didn't die for you, Jesus didn't die for me. Jesus didn't die for the whales named willy that that damn movie keeps trying and failing to set free (someone start playing folk guitar I think I'm onto something here)

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago*

    There it Is, random Capitalization IN The wild.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago

    That punishment turned into free advertising real fast.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago

    Living his best life.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Make him move rocks into a pile. If he hasn't learned his lesson yet, make him move them into a new pile.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Is this how Pilates became a thing?

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    OK, so from a parent/caretaker I get that smoking pot (at home) isn’t maybe a great idea to just let happen, but humiliating the kid in front of everyone is an absolute shitshow. Good thing the passers-by were quite a bit more understanding. And the tossing? As long as it’s not in grandma’s salad.. whatever.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Yeah depending on his age the pot could be something a good caretaker should stop, but it should be stopped with a conversation about how it impacts development and how if he wants she can promise to buy him a joint for his 21st birthday.

    Porn can be a similar conversation, "here's why I oppose it, especially for young people, I can't decide for you how to live your life, but I would appreciate if you gave it serious thought."

    Punishment like this all but guarantees he won't ever see eye to eye with her on this and leaves me with little doubt that she never tried actually talking to him about her beliefs and why she wants him to act the way she does.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago* (6 children)

    Not sure what to do

    Have you tried not being lame and smoking pot while tossing off with him?

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago

    I would have sprung for a professionally made sandwich board or spinny sign.

    I really hope this guy got some high-fives for his trouble.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    What a motherfucking G.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    In other words: a totally normal kid

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Plot twist, he was watching auntie femdom porn, where the aunt punishes her nephew. This is his kink.

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  • [–] 20 points 6 months ago

    An out of control child would not stand out there for 5 hours, he would choke you until you pass out and stop bothering him.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Auntie must think it's the 1950s when nephew would've been put in a mental institution & lobotomized for such behavior.

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  • I think that if i was driving by there i could only read "I smoked" and that's it.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    Is this AI? His hand is all fucked up, body proportions seem off and shirt text looks weird

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    This is an ancient meme, the earliest extant mention was 23 July 2010, way before photo generation was viable. You can see remnants of the original facebook conversation here. TLDR: The original circumstances aren't much different from the OP except he allegedly stole from his parents to buy said items and his mom made him hold the sign in front of his school.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Kinda funny but weed nowadays is crazy, not like old weed from a decade ago.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    That's supposed to be a punishment? They're letting him brag

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  • Side note, any parent that does shit like this, needs to be charged with child endangerment and abuse. Investigated for further abuse as well.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    How dare he not conform to your religious ideology!

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