Just use My Eggs.

"Centrists" are just useful idiots for fascists. Same goes for "libertarians."

You might want to make sure you're right before you correct other people.

I think you should try this one

So filthy you can't stay away, huh? 👁️👄👁️

Damn sexy men making me look at their firm legs and figures! Filthy, filthy boys! 🥵

They also do work during the summer, making lesson plans, teaching summer school, working a second job, etc.

But if Republicans made policy decisions based on reality they wouldn't be Republicans.

You only get to Valhalla if you die with your sword in hand.

So this checks out.

Good for him.

The weird reactionary impulse to do cargo-cult science will always amaze me.

It's pretty gross how hard you're trying to convince people that it's normal to like prepubescent girls.

BoDy HaIr iS sEeN aS a BlEmIsH!!

Jeeeezus Christ, dude.

Only a truly blemish-free brain could have come up with this brilliant take. Not so much as a wrinkle on that surface.

"Don't come out of your room until you finish your report on sounding and gaping."