Sometimes the restrooms at my office are stocked with two ply toilet paper, instead of the one ply sandpaper stuff.

I challenge anyone to top that benefit.

Awesome, thanks! I want to give this game a try but it's tough to commit to with limited time for gaming. 😕

How long does it take for a play through?

The litterbox is right next to my water bowl, how convenient!

Slappers only, license to kill.

House rule: no Oddjob, he's too short!

That sounds like a quark-pot theory, if you ask me.

I'm a big fan.

Wh...what are you doing, step-pizza?

I love it when procrastination pays off.

Always give your shoes a solid nom before wearing, to be sure they aren't cake.

That tree is throwing some serious shade.

Instructions unclear, heading to the center of the sun for more hemoglobin.