Those wheels are the quietest wheels in any suitcase.

Hmmm... Personally, I'm not a fan....

Knock TUAH, coolin that thang

Possibly the mildest, nichest joke I've ever seen.

Love it <3

I was going to make a static pressure pun related to luggage, but I just don't have the head for that.

I'm a big fan.

Ngl, reverse the coloring scheme and I'd be interested.

You sure that's not meant for a rig?

My clothes are always so cool feeling