Shower oranges are surprisingly kick-ass. Had a few but gave it up after the novelty wore off and I was just wasting water to have a somewhat more exciting, cumbersome, and probably unsanitary orange.

Beer, wine, or mead in a shower is a good time. This is just… not heresy, but something close.

I mean we all get perverted thoughts, like, “Oh hell yeah, shower burrito” but we need that self control or else the drain is clogged with cheese.

Cotton candy has to be the worst shower snack.

The best is definitely beer.

If someone sends me a picture like this, they're getting a "wellness check".

Ribs in the shower is a definite timesaver.

I thought that was part of a pickle spear on the shelf below

Why is nobody concerned about the pickle?
Is it a pickle??

Shower beer > shower ruben

The hygiene in this is non-existent.

Since we're apparently doing shower-food horrors, I'm just going to propose Ortolan.

Duh. Soup, obv. It's already wet.

There are no dry corners in my shower. The shower head rules all. Only beer is allowed.

We had a large system outage in the 90's and they flew in technicians to rebuilt the whole system.

One of the guy, somehow some way managed to wedge in a shower beer into conversation.

A shower beer?

"A shower beer... it's the best thing ever, really hot water, really cold beer"

I tried it, honestly didn't get it.

The shower ruben has me way more interested. But I think the steam in the air would ruin some of the aromatic notes.

Also, I can't find good corned beef anywhere near here.

Anyone not saying shower orange is objectively wrong.

They made a whole subreddit about the phenomenon if you're a nonbeliever. It's an experience that transcends snacks.

Shower beer is hard to beat

Kramer shower salad.

Shower chickpeas is the way to go. Pop open a can, rinse in the shower, eat fistfulls. Yim yum.

Is that a sweet potato on the bottom shelf?

Icy pops. Known by many different names regionally, it's those plastic tubes with frozen sugar water in them

https://www.qwant.com/?client=brz-vivaldi&q=ice+pop&t=images&o=0%3AA3A9951BC98D76027B386E42247997588DBA4902

Hot water on skin + sweet frozen water in mouth = mmmmmmm

If you're not having Ovaltine made of your own shower water, are you even drinking your Ovaltine?

Used to get high as fuck back in college and eat shower Reese’s

I love Reuben’s but damn, that’s too much meat

I've got a stack of mail and a tall can

It's a shower beer, it's a payment plan

Ice Cream

Hell yes, this is the kind of post I live for

Shower apples mmmmm

Jello. Make your own while you shower.

When I eat Reubens I get gassy and no one wants to be around me. This is perfect for my sauerkraut goblin farts

I'm a fan of a cold orange, or an ice cream bar

No one else here is doing shower cereal?

I mean, it’s not without its challenges but that’s kinda part of the experience.

Boron tribromide pie!
It just explodes with flavour...

The sandwich I sorta get but the pickle?

What orifice does the pickle go in?

I just nibble on a bar of soap like a normal person.

Get tf off twitter...