The actual self quote is so much worse than the headline

“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” he wrote, reportedly reflecting on strained relationships with his brother Douglas Kennedy and cousin Bobby Shriver. “My kids waited patiently in the car.”

Everything I learn about him is against my will.

He also fucked around on his wife, again. Hines isn't really around.

The only things I've heard are from here on lemmy and it's obvious I don't need to look more into him, he's somehow managed to go a whole universe beyond the fever dream that's the current US situation. I almost like these posts because it's all so unbelievable and weird in a way that isn't so deeply morally corrupt like the, what's now normal, billionaire oligarch pedophilia. It's fucked up in a parody way. But as said, I haven't looked deeper at all, I have no idea if he's part of that too so please correct me if I'm wrong.

Not to make it worse but did you hear he’s the health secretary??

Oddly introspective

They want us all to get sick and die so the United States fails.

Trump hates this country that always meddled in his affairs and then broke up his pedo-influence ring, leading him to kill his best friend to cover up what he knew. It’s like an opera to that old queen-in-denial, and as a narcissistic sociopath he can’t not get his revenge. “Don’t worry Jeffry, I’ll take them all down for what they made me do to you”

All the little toadies in the admin think that if they usher in the apocalypse they’ll be raptured into heaven and never have to deal with the rest of us and our needs again.

All the billionaires watched this guy cheat his way to the top and since they’ve all done it to one degree or another they think it’s a great opportunity to make more money (and for some, it has been)

RFK Jr has had half his brain eaten by a worm.

Don't forget the rotting whale head he strapped to the top of his car on a family outing.

He comes from a rich dynasty family in the US.

They’ll let him do anything.

Republicans value in-group loyalty more than anything else. That usually is part of conservatism.

How in the ever living fuck does this dude get to have any say on healthcare?

Trump gave him the spot in exchange for the guy dropping out and giving Trump his endorsement.

I mean, despite all of that he's still alive. IMG guessing that was the GOP's take, anyway. Almost certainly Trump's.

hes likely brain damaged from heroin and worms(in his youth) and is use as a useful distraction to epstein files. and hes also in it.

Like he'd ask.

There are people out there who legitimately collect baculums.

Don't forget Al "I invented the Internet" Gore. What actually happened was: Al Gore as a young senator was shown ARPANET, the precursor to the Internet. He then wrote the High Performance Computing Act of 1991 which led to the creation of the Internet as we know it today. During the 2000 presidential election cycle, he gave an interview in which he stated that he "took the initiative in creating the Internet" -- a perfectly reasonable claim that went unremarked upon at the time. Months later, Bush advisor Karl Rove dug up the interview and orchestrated a smear campaign through which Gore was supposed to have claimed to have "invented the Internet" and the rest is history.

Democrats do not sabotage their careers by yelling weirdly or being photographed with their tiny heads sticking out of tanks. They are assassinated (just politically, usually) by a savage and ruthless enemy.

Imagine being 18 years old and this kind of insanity is all you’ve ever known.

I wish I could find the video but I could swear I saw an interview with Dean admitting it wasn't actually the scream that ended his campaign but instead was more traditional reasons like polling numbers. The media just sensationalized the scream. It may have been a daily show interview but i can 't definitively say.

[edit] found it right around the 5:30 mark he explains the reasoning.

AND WERE GOONG TO WHITE HOUSE ! HEYAAH

Fucking classic

Honestly I’d give my left testicle to even have John McCain back in office. I didn’t like that guy but atleast when he talked about Obama he said something like “no he’s not a Muslim and he’s not going to ruin the country. He’s a fine man we just disagree “

Or something like that.

I’d trade trump for McCain right now if it was an option.

So I agree WTF happened to politics! They aren’t even trying to be shady anymore.

We know the government doesn’t have aliens now atleast because trump would have announced it, say he found them, and name the species after himself.

It was a different time back then.

Tom Green would be profoundly better as the surgeon general.

Did he penetrate or dry hump?

Thanks! I’m displaying it on a toilet at my student art show

We won't know if it was killed on the road until we examine its penis.

Wakes up

I should open up Lemmy while I make coffee

Sees this travesty of a headline

Well, back to bed for me!

https://youtu.be/NAh9oLs67Cw

Hour long speech by John Barrymore deserves sharing

Its just that I usually take the whole racoon

I was not expecting a King Missile reference in 2026. Thank you.

I think the implication in the song is that it was detachable more than once.

Username checks out

https://youtu.be/Pp392Nk_2vw

Some unsuspecting rookie cop, paired up with the seasoned vet 6 days from retirement, is gonna kick through the rotten plywood wall of a shed in the middle of the ozarks, and stumble upon shelves full of jars. His preserved specimens, floating in a yellow green brine, meticulously labelled...

"Whale brain chunks"

"Bear brain chunks"

"Raccoon dick"

Please don't disparage Bill's good name like that.

It's RFK Jr. This is just another day for him.

He took a beached whale carcass' head, threw it on top of his car, and the "juices" leaked in through the window on his kids.

He dumped a dead bear cub in central park and left a bike on top just to make it look weird, as a "prank".

He snorted cocaine off the toilet seat according to himself.

And this is the stuff he openly talks about, I'm convinced you can search "RFK Jr animal story" with damn near any animal and you'll find something.

Man this is like a 4/10 on the scale of "weird shit RFK jr. has done with a dead animal"