We saw what he'll do during the Obama ape post. Blame a few staffers, not by name. Then say he's not sorry and move on. I doubt the upset Christians will remember this or care in a week, two weeks.

1. Even the first time in office he'd rip stuff up, try and flush it down toilets, and even eat it. 2) There's a lot of stuff his administration shouldn't be able to do, so long as Rs are majority and Dems lack a spine it doesn't matter.

That's a bingo

Ghislaine praying instead of preying

This is all the better because we know he's seen it. And this is exactly the type of trolling he loves to dish out so much being thrown back in his face.

So not only could he have lost supporters over the slop, the reply slop is superior. It ridicules him with Epstein while highlighting what a farce his inner circle is.

He's probably simmering on it every time he stops focusing on further bungling things with Iran. I hope it's a contributing factor to some stress-induced condition that hurts like hell.

He hasn't heard about it

He barely knows him and only saw him once on the island.

Your average maga will say he was hacked by Iran and write it off, then commit adultery in the church parking lot before being absolved by a priest who's getting his tally whacker sucked by a 9 year old boy in the confession booth. You have no idea who these people are

Now we gottem. Not with the pedophile war criminal stuff no one cares about, but when he pretended to be an imaginary guy.

Your doctor doesn’t wear flowing robes and wield a holy light? Shit, maybe I need to find a new doctor.

So... he's trying the put powerful direct sunlight into the body to cure covid? Is there a syringe of bleach in the back pocket of the tourniquet.

You’d be surprised how little some people need to cling to in order to fool themselves.

More evidence of his mental decline.

Flight attendant: is there a doctor on the plane?

Jesus: 👋

Ugh. How much you wanna bet the only tip for that delivery was the opportunity to meet trump. I would have pretended it was a no contact order like the covid days.

My father-in-law already said the whole thing was "fake".

It's not Tuesday, but we got TACO!

Calling him out for this bullshit. His other bullshit they're still OK with.

Humiliation is worse than death for some of thr species.

They're more likely to denounce Trump than elect his next incarnation the moment they get to do so.

Idolatry tends to do that.

He ticks all the boxes.

Trump wishes he was that important. IMO, people of ancient times ran into douche bags just like trump back in the day and wanted to warn future generations.

75 generations of "telephone game" and you cooked up a whole religion.

MAGAts don't deserve a place in society.

I agree with this sentiment. It really drives home what the word “rights” means: you don‘t have to deserve them to get them.

He posted it on Easter for the eastern half of Christianity.

This wasn't an accident. He's just a fucking liar and too big a pussy to ever admit a mistake.

My three year old nephew lies better than him.

"Big, STRONG leaders. They came up to me, with TEARS in their eyes, begging me to help them with the straight of Hormuz..."

Yep, checks out.

Let's play another game. I post a headline and you have to guess if it is real or made up.

I'll put good money on it being racist

Trump on the front lines in Iran, bravely commanding ground troops by pointing towards the enemy.

Is holding the Bible upside down a big deal in Christianity, on par with comparing oneself to Jesus?

Narcissism often comes with an aspect of omnipotence, this idea that they must know all there is to know because the idea that something might be outside their sphere of knowledge would make them imperfect and since they believe they are perfect beyond reproach it would be impossible for it to be true. They really do believe they know everything and if you say otherwise it’s because you’re stupid and wrong.

All narcissists believe they are a deity in the sense their world view is what they believe to be omnipotent which is a trait only a deity could have.

The problem with shit like this is that all those Christians are absolutely going to vote Republican in November.

They would absolutely re-elect him if he ran again.

They would 100% believe him if he told them that he learned his lesson.

That wasn't a statue of liberty Gundam thing?

What Would Jesus Do? Become a mechwarrior mercenary after he faked his death and escaped earth.

You’re missing the past present and future of maga christians where they don’t have follow shit and do what they want while screaming JESUS loudly.