i guess some people are too young to remember wired mouses
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I can hear this image.
For everyone who hasn't experienced the 90s https://youtu.be/6WpMlwVwydo?is=Cjw-SD_OOXoA9LmI
And .. of course.. there plenty techno remixes out there. Have fun.
It's been a while since I used a mac but doesn't it literally say 'Finder' at the top of the screen when you open that?
You think all long time apple users know that the application name is up there, or that there is even a menu for the app at the top of the screen? No, sometimes telling people to click on the apple in the top left, so that they can go to restart, blows people's minds.
If it weren't for rating you poorly, that'd be incredible performance art.
Oh, the Master Control Program?
What is cx and what is PEBKAC?
Oh, that one was new for me. In Denmark we something similar. We call it Error 40.
”Error 40", where the error is not in the machine, but approximately 40 cm in front of the screen.
I did had one support call, a long time ago, where I told the guy to use the mouse and click on the start button. Then I heard the sound of something tapping on glass.
"Sir, please keep the mouse on the table and then move it. You'll notice the arrow moving too. Move the arrow to ..."
Yeah, that was still when everybody had CRT screens. That should give you an indication how long ago it was.
I once had a support call where I told the customer to click the Start button and they didn't know what it was. I clarified by saying that it was the button in the corner of the screen. They did it and then said that their entire screen turned black.
Apparently they'd pushed the power button on their monitor.
When I was young, older people thought the monitor was the computer and had no idea there was a chassi under the desk connected to it. :)
To the guy a few weeks ago that said I wasn't being fair to users not reading error messages and comparing it to a doctor reading your charts. Read this fucking thread.
A ton of power users who never worked in service desk don't understand how incompetent the average user is. It is quite something.
I'm laughing my ass off reading this threat because I can imagine every single one happening.
Yeah, my last job I was part IT. It was amazing how bad some shit was. We had an old old computer running a machine and it was on windows 2000 (there was no upgrade path for this thing). One day it broke, HDD failure. User sends in a ticket saying its not working and that the software seems to be out of date...
At some point the place I was working at was acquired, and the new parent company bought one of our competitors across town. These people were a fucking tier 1 issue factory. "My teams doesn't work" they weren't connected to the internet. "My old email doesn't work" that was discontinued 3 months ago. "My old email still doesn't work" sir this is the 8th time you've mentioned this, it was discontinued 5 months ago.
i had a colleague at one of the jobs who was very conspiratorial regarding all things bluetooth and he wouldn't talk to me or anyone else unless we turn it off.
Strange word we live in where he is more right than wrong
Sounds like a peaceful life
Computer mice is an area where females have completely displaced males.
I've not seen a male mouse at work in a long time.
Mine have all been male.
Old stock, or is someone still making them?
We are talking about their ports right? All mice I have used had male ports or bluetooth dongles.
Mice used to have a mechanical ball in the bottom. You needed to remove it periodically to clean out the gunk that formed on the rollers. When optical mice appeared, they steadily replaced the old style. It became an IT joke. Mice with balls were male. Optical mice were female.


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