My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.
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I thought the white monsters were the gay ones though.
Sorry, couldn't locate a pic of a white monster in a frying pan on short notice!

Guess I have to do it myself like every fucking thing around this goddamned place.
It's fine. We'll just deduct that from your wages for today. Make sure it doesn't happen again please.
Oh shit I love white monsters , am I gay?
Depends. How do you feel about rollerblades?
It can't hurt to try it out.
Wait I've been drinking gay juice?!?
Are you casually admitting to appropriating gay culture?
Making it easy to recycle by separating the inner plastic from the metal and drinking it, to help a little with the excess plastic waste?
Nice.
Does that mean no trans fats?
Dammit, I already bought a chicken top pie.
I'll still let it be in my mouth.
Try the cream of sum yung gai.
Gayzpacho… damn, that’s cold
This is the kind of rhetoric that energizes the bouillabaisse.
How dare she blame Gayzpacho, when we all know that Vichyssoise Violence is the real culprit.
Imagine how confused the waiter must have been at the restaurant when she sent her Gayzpacho soup back and demanded to see the manager because it was cold. The manager said “Use your Jewish space laser to heat the soup up.” All part of the luxury gay space communism agenda
Simmer down, everyone. Romaine calm. Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.
BREAKING: Hungary has invaded and occupied Turkey! It has changed its country’s name to “Full”
hot soup instead of gayzpacho
What's a traditional queer meal?
As a gay man, Olive Garden's "Pasta e Fagioli" comes to mind.
Uhhhh... In post war UK, probably diethylstilbestrol with a cyanide apple for dessert?
two hot dogs no bun for example
Hot dogs and... Uhhh... Corn?
I remember when quiche was considered gay food, ahh the old days
We have traditional foods?
Contrary to what is thought where I grew up I'm gay because I want to eat pussy not because I eat tofu
Are hot dogs gay?
EDIT: Is erotically sucking on hot dogs gay?
EDIT 2: Asking for a friend. I don't do that. I'm like super popular and cool and go on lots of dates.
EDIT 3: Still less horny than violet08
I'll continue to eat lesbeans to my heart's content. You can pry my Bush's from my cold, dead hands.
What the fuck is a queer food? I'm queer are bagel bites a queer food?
It's just humorous rage bait.
No, but bagels are a lesbian food
It depends on your gender identity - if you're a man, bananas are queer, but for women, they're straight. Anything that non-binary people eat is queer. HTH!
Spotted dick?
Oh honey you bet I did
All the gay people I know eat the same kinds of foods I do. Uh oh.
They probably drink water too!
We also eat cock. If you eat dick, you might be gay. Like, a small chance.



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