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[–] 138 points 7 months ago (13 children)

My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.

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  • [–] 33 points 7 months ago (11 children)
  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Quinoa sounds awful on a sandwich, it's gonna be all over the floor. Why not queso?

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Because I'm not as smart as I hoped I would be by now. How's it feel conversing with internet strangers who are too dumb to decide whether quinoa or queso would go better on a sandwich? Huh, mister smart guy? Not so tuff now that I'm asking the hard questions are you?

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I am pretty hard now that you're asking the tuff questions, if that counts.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    The last time I was hanging out on Lemmy eating a fresh LGBTQ+ and had some of that white gooey Q running from the corner of my mouth into my beard, I had like 3 little sysadmins follow me home. Then my wife gets all weird and comes outside to shoo them away with a broom, yelling about how we already use Linux. And I'm like girl don't be so hasty to run them off -- see if you can borrow some of those thigh-high stockings first!

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  • [+] 7 points 7 months ago (4 children)
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  • [–] 79 points 7 months ago (26 children)

    I thought the white monsters were the gay ones though.

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  • [–] 57 points 7 months ago (11 children)

    Sorry, couldn't locate a pic of a white monster in a frying pan on short notice!

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  • [–] 135 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    Guess I have to do it myself like every fucking thing around this goddamned place.

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  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I like how it appears that you've just chucked everything into an inferno, which is exactly correct.

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    Oh shit I love white monsters , am I gay?

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Wait I've been drinking gay juice?!?

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Are you casually admitting to appropriating gay culture?

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  • [–] 93 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Does that mean no trans fats?

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  • [–] 72 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Dammit, I already bought a chicken top pie.

    I'll still let it be in my mouth.

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  • [+] 46 points 7 months ago (6 children)
  • [–] 22 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Gayzpacho… damn, that’s cold

    This is the kind of rhetoric that energizes the bouillabaisse.

    How dare she blame Gayzpacho, when we all know that Vichyssoise Violence is the real culprit.

    Imagine how confused the waiter must have been at the restaurant when she sent her Gayzpacho soup back and demanded to see the manager because it was cold. The manager said “Use your Jewish space laser to heat the soup up.” All part of the luxury gay space communism agenda

    Simmer down, everyone. Romaine calm. Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.

    BREAKING: Hungary has invaded and occupied Turkey! It has changed its country’s name to “Full”

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  • [–] 42 points 7 months ago (20 children)

    What's a traditional queer meal?

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  • [–] 41 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    As a gay man, Olive Garden's "Pasta e Fagioli" comes to mind.

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  • [–] 33 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I remember when quiche was considered gay food, ahh the old days

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  • [–] 31 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    We have traditional foods?

    Contrary to what is thought where I grew up I'm gay because I want to eat pussy not because I eat tofu

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  • [–] 25 points 7 months ago* (2 children)

    Are hot dogs gay?

    EDIT: Is erotically sucking on hot dogs gay?

    EDIT 2: Asking for a friend. I don't do that. I'm like super popular and cool and go on lots of dates.

    EDIT 3: Still less horny than violet08

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  • [–] 21 points 7 months ago

    I'll continue to eat lesbeans to my heart's content. You can pry my Bush's from my cold, dead hands.

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  • [–] 18 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    What the fuck is a queer food? I'm queer are bagel bites a queer food?

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  • [–] 16 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Spotted dick?

    Oh honey you bet I did

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    All the gay people I know eat the same kinds of foods I do. Uh oh.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    We also eat cock. If you eat dick, you might be gay. Like, a small chance.

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