Ah yes, I need a hard drive containing 4 times 2 to the power of 40 bytes

• statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged

This headline legitimate made me laugh out loud

Hmm Styrofoam for that extra health debuff

That's interesting. I'm huge on texture and I love onions for theirs. Tomatoes on the other hand...

Obviously the meteor was finely tuned to avoid hitting the visitor center

Study of almost 400 men shows that after circumcision more of them reported having more difficulty achieving orgasm and masturbating than before

This is, unfortunately, the reason it was originally done

I feel like this is me immediately after graduating highschool. After no longer being forced to be in close proximity with people for long stretches of time, I feel I've become much more noticibly autistic. Everyone who knows me says I was always like that but that can't be right

I'm joining the war against socialism on the side of socialism

From veteran.com :

In most cases, no matter what the specifics of the regulations for each branch of military service have to say on the subject of uniform wear by retirees and veterans, the end result is the same. You are expected to wear the uniform appropriately, on the right occasions, and you are expected to NOT promote commercial or political causes while wearing the uniform of the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, or Coast Guard

Pretty sure even if he was a veteran, wearing his uniform in this situation is strictly prohibited

My band teacher would lose his mind if anyone did the tap with his conductor's baton

I tend to do that when I'm sad