I bought a safe. wtf do I need a safe for?

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[–] 73 points 7 months ago* (9 children)
  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    I don't understand left barb.

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    Barb (Barbara) gone up an’ r u n n o f t (fled).

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    I still don't get it. Is it a song maybe?

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    It’s a meme thing from country music/trailer park cliches. Truck broke down, dog died, wife left, sort of shite.

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  • [+] 52 points 7 months ago (10 children)
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    Wait, you made one to start with? Cause we did the same thing.

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  • [+] 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)
  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

    Wait, are you saying you want there to be a vegan pride month, or are you just upset that the LGBT cakes have egg in the batter and buttercream frosting?

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago* (3 children)

    I got an oil paint, brush, canvas, and easel set and used it once lmao

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  • [–] 48 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I went over to my old boss's house one time and saw a car under a cover. He explained that it was a custom ultralight racer built off the chassis to a 1967 Lotus Europa. I was blown away and said that I hadn't realized he was a car guy.

    He laughed and said "I'm not. Don't go on ebay drunk."

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  • [–] 43 points 7 months ago (9 children)

    3 packages of 32 mini resin axolotls

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  • [–] 43 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

    It a lot of alotls

    This was the final product when I figured out what to do with them :)

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago* (3 children)

    I bought a pound of googly eyes.

    It filled a shoebox, I've gotten down to one freezer bag.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    So many fun things you can do with those!

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  • [–] 35 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Not from my own experience but something most of us witnessed was Musk‘s proposal to buy Twitter. It will never not be funny how drastically he overspent there, then tried to walk back from it but was ultimately ordered to buy it for his offer.

    Some people with bad memory or a broken moral compass will claim he destroyed the platform or turned it into something evil but as we know that wasn‘t the case. Because it was already awful long before that. Remember the never ending headlines of „Trump tweeted“ between 2015 and 2021? Well now you do.

    Xitter was always shit but at least more and more people are talking about it now. And that purchase was definitely the most batshit insane impulse buy I have ever witnessed.

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  • [–] 27 points 7 months ago*

    A peanut butter pie. I ate the whole damn thing in one sitting. No regrets - that thing was good.

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  • [–] 53 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Warhammer 40000. That is all.

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    [–] 46 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I got drunk and bought a t-shirt on eBay.

    It featured a rainbow unicorn with the text "HAIL SATAN".

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    A rubber egg. Sold at an odds-and-ends booth at a teaching fair, this egg looks like a real, brown-shelled chicken egg. More than once I've dropped this "egg" in front of people while cooking.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    Also have one. I keep placing it among the réal eggs. it got boiled once . wife ans kids triéd to crack it a few times. Latest win was placing it in my daughter's makeup kit. It looks a lot l'îke one of her spongy thingy.

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  • [–] 19 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I bought a really nice 4k high 200hz gaming monitor right when I started falling out of love with gaming. I don't want to sell it because I still hop on to game with the buds about once a week.

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Buddy living on a friends couch dropped $8k on a Hayabusa despite having no idea how to ride a bike at all and the town this took place in having no paved roads. Financed the thing too. Kinda wonder where he ended up sometimes

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago

    Impulse bought heelys for myself and my spouse. We have never been cooler.

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Depends on the type of safe. There are safes that protect primarily against theft, and those, that are better against fire. Use the latter to store your documents. Or your backups.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Most normal fire safes won't protect backups. They just keep paper from combusting.

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  • [–] 21 points 7 months ago (30 children)

    A high quality love doll. I believe I paid 1600 bucks for it. Used it for about six months while my depression was at its worst. That was a year ago. How the f does one discard a love doll?!

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  • [–] 47 points 7 months ago (20 children)

    Roll it up in a rug and drop it in a dumpster. Make sure the feet are hanging out.

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  • [–] 15 points 7 months ago (16 children)

    This better not awaken anything in me... 🤤

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    I just didn't know how to write "eternity signs" XD

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (13 children)

    ah gotcha, always puts me on edge seeing 88 in a username as it's a very common neonazi dogwhistle (8th letter of the alphabet)

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (11 children)

    Say WHAT. D: Had I known... 😭

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    "H" is the eighth letter of the alphabet, so "88" is often used as a shorthand for "Heil Hitler". It sometimes gets incorporated into usernames.

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/88_(number)

    In neo-Nazism

    Neo-Nazis use the number 88 as an abbreviation for the Nazi salute Heil Hitler.[11] The letter H is eighth in many European Latin alphabets, whereby 88 becomes HH.[12]

    Often, this number is associated with the number 14, e.g. 14/88, 14-88, or 1488; this number symbolizes the Fourteen Words coined by David Lane, a prominent white supremacist.[13] Example uses of 88 include the song "88 Rock 'n' Roll Band" by Landser, and the organizations Column 88 and Unit 88.

    The number is banned on Austrian license plates due to its association with "Heil Hitler [and] where H comes in the alphabet".[14] In June 2023, the Italian Football Federation (FIGC) and the Italian government announced that the number 88 would be banned from use in Italian association football, as part of a joint initiative to combat antisemitism. This followed an incident in March of that year in which a Lazio supporter wore a club shirt bearing the name "Hitlerson" and the number 88, which led to the supporter receiving a lifetime ban from attending Lazio matches.[15]

    In the US, former FBI assistant director of counterintelligence Frank Figliuzzi declared in 2019 that something as innocuous as raising a flag on the White House to full staff on 8 August (i.e. 8–8) is a "messaging" problem because "the numbers 88 are very significant in neo-Nazi and white supremacy movement."[16]

    https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/88

    88 is a white supremacist numerical code for "Heil Hitler." H is the eighth letter of the alphabet, so 88 = HH = Heil Hitler. One of the most common white supremacist symbols, 88 is used throughout the entire white supremacist movement, not just neo-Nazis. One can find it as a tattoo or graphic symbol; as part of the name of a group, publication or website; or as part of a screenname or e-mail address. It is even sometimes used as a greeting or sign-off (particularly in messages on social networking websites).

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    1488 is "you're a capital n Nazi" on sight, the 88 alone is just sus imo

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    Here's a ∞ character, kid. Get yourself a better username.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (1 child)

    How'd you do that??? Today I saw I can do ° , but I see no infinity...

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    It's just a Unicode character, so you can get it just like any other (including emoji):

    • use a phone/tablet virtual keyboard that lets you pick it directly, or a utility like "character map"
    • type it using the Unicode code point (U+221E in this case) and whatever modifier key sequence is necessary for your OS
    • search the web for "[symbol name] Unicode" and copy/paste

    Usually the 3^rd^ way is easiest, for arbitrary unusual characters like this one.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Add about 10 lbs (4.5 kg) of raw beef in the rug so you can cover the smell as it rots. Doubles as an anti theft deterrent.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    I assume you dump it in a creek like an old tire.

    "Good evening, officer. No, I was just... Uhhh.... Can I just pay the fine?"

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago* (3 children)

    I would assume you dispose of the parts that frequently touched your bodily fluids and list the "frame" and where to purchase replacement parts in the eBay listing. Somebody out there wants a sex doll and only has $500. Or contact the manufacturer.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Oh boi... Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any weirder xD image finding a cut out pussy in the dumpster XD

    But in all seriousness, it doesn't have any detachable parts. It's cleaned internally with a douche and externally with wipes. :)

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    I bought a hand made squirrel shaped water pitcher at a ren fest. It was like $200. Pretty sure it’s one of a kind and you won’t be able to Google what it looks like.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    8 inch googly eyes. Put them in the Christmas tree.

    Test tube full of little googly eyes. When I'm feeling depressed I stick them to random stuff around the house.

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