I was suspicious that this was fake since the background doesn't look like a full news studio, but turns out this is Avery Lewis, a broadcast journalism student at Troy University
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god i wish i was her brother
It's alabama dude it's my only shot
Cousin could work!
that's too normal tho
Yeah but goths have higher standards They ain't into the hillbilly stuff.
Idk my goth ex is a hillbilly. That said she ain't into her fuckup siblings
Is this the bee movie?
It's from The Incredibles, the last scene when Dash (the super-fast kid) is in a school track foot race and the family is cheering him on, but he starts going a bit too fast and the family yells at him to slow down, go for a "close second". This dude in the stands in front of them overheard and is like wtfuck.
I want to be her toilet.
Turning the goth dial up and looking at the skeletons in the audience
I don't watch the news for how the broadcaster looks, but uh... What do you think they are talking about today?
Lockheed Martin
And how shit everything is.
Is that really news these days?
How to bring back profitability to local news
I would plan my day around Goth Local News.
"Airshow comes to the local airport this weekend"
Goth Local News: "But how do stupid airplanes compare to the power of Satan? Our EvilEye Team 6 has the story..."
I haven't watched broadcast TV in many years, is this what I've been missing?!
Her plus Carissa Codel on weather and I'll watch the news religiously.
She does powerlifting too.
Hang on. Is that the fucked up neo-Nazi MAGA version of Pepe the Frog?
Peepo is less likely to be fascist than clown pepe last I checked but I don't consider myself a fascist frog expert
You mean there's a version of Pepe that isn't like that?
The original Pepe was just some kids personal comic they drew for 4chan for the lulz before it got co-opted by trump supporting weirdos.
Here's my favourite Pepe:

hasn't been fash for a long time. pepe got effectively mainstreamed, and if there is anything fascists hate other than the outgroup it's the mainstream. This seems like a very normal pepe tho.
The digits come from the π numer 3,141592...? As a nod to the international day of π?
I'm once again begging chuds on the internet to learn what a goth is.
I know, right. She looks hardly old enough to have sacked Rome.
Dudes seeing a woman in black: "Is this a goth?"

It’s only goth if they’re Germanic people from a former Roman province, otherwise it’s just sparkling depression.



More like this, though technically goth is firstly a music based subculture so if you wanted to you could wear cargo shorts and polo and call yourself a goth if you listen to goth bands, but goth fashion has become it's own thing and is usually what people refer to when they call someone goth.
And goth fashion is very Victorian influenced with dark and accoult theming and lots of corsets, lace and frills white or often white or very pale foundation with rather extreme black eye makeup and or lipstick and certain hairstyles like the bats nest.
Honestly it's a bit hard to put into definitive words and it's mostly a general vibe you get from them, but if you grow up in alternative social circles you are able to tell different sub culture fashion apart even if you can't explain it precisely.
Apparently lots of people are obsessed with this too:
I think she was the star of the movie "the girl with the bicentennial asshole". It's a cheeky porn parody of bicentennial man, I think they even used AI to insert Robin Williams as every male performer in the film.





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