If you Duckduckgo Linux, the logo turn into a penguin

Not to be too much of a downer, but all of these cute Google search results and other "quirky" "fun" things billion dollar corporations do used to seem so harmless but now it just reads like a friendly logo on a baby mulching machine.

Who the fuck still uses Google?

but then i’d be using google

Fun fact, most of what we know about the impact and the meteor comes from data found during Nuclear Weapons Testing. The energy needed for crystallization at impact sites gave us the data we needed to extrapolate for the force of impact at the crater, alongside other factors such as liquification of granite.

future civilizations will have a plane fly across when searching 9/11

We used to be able to get it to do other things

"Barrel roll" would spin the page around and "Askew" would tilt the page

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Google used to do these because they were cool.

Now Google still does these because they want us to think they're still cool.

Im taking this as a threat by Google.

long story short: don't google

if you Google 67 Google does the six seven gesture

Stop using google.

Meteor happens (shoutout to SimpleFlips)

Peak lemmy comment section

"If you google Chicxulub (the dinosaur killing space rock), the AI summary burns a gallon of gas, contributing to making the planet uninhabitable, helping to create your very own mass extinction event"

WTF?

Missed opportunity to have the meteor land in the crater on the image.