This would be great if you wanted to talk to yourself without anyone understanding what you're saying, for example, or if you didn't want anybody to know what you were writing down. It might also be useful if you enjoy lots of foreign language media (see music, tv shows, movies) and want to experience the "original" rather than through dubs and subs.

Personally, I would go for either Russian, German, or Estonian, all three of which are because I frequently listen to lots of music that are in those languages

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[–] 25 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

JAPANESE

I wanna watch Anime without needing subtitles...

Also sometimes meaning get lose in translation...

I'd love to rewatch Steins;Gate with proficiency in Japanese.

Oh btw, I have never met a Japanese person (I mean maybe I could've had walked passed by an ethnic Japanese that have been too Americanized for me to know their ethnicity... cuz then they're just "Asian American" to me, and it'd be hard to tell) and never heard anyone IRL actually speaking Japanese fluently...

So yea knowledge of Japanese can impress a lot of Western weebs.

I could even pretend to be Japanese for the lulz... since I'm ethnic Chinese and I doubt most Americans would even be able to tell the difference xD (I mean I probably can't tell apart East Asian ethnicities either, despite me being East Asian myself)

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Pictish.

    It is a lost language from the British Isles and from one of the coolest populations in the area. They would paint patterns on their skin in blue then charge into battle naked. I reckon their insults and swearing would be absolutely raucous.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    If you want some idea what it might have been like, it would probably be about as close to Welsh as Welsh is to Breton.

    ... which might not be all that helpful as a factoid, so here's Wikipedia's Swadesh list for the Celtic languages: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Appendix:Celtic_Swadesh_lists

    (In loosely related news, you know you might have been reading too much about linguistics when, while scanning the above, you recognise the Welsh word "benyw" as a cognate for the English word "queen", (but with a meaning closer to Norwegian "kvinne"). That was a kick in the head for sure.)

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Latin. For no specific reason, it would just be cool

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    language that nobody speaks in your region

    I realize this is a bit pedantic, but if you live in a city, there aren't really languages that aren't spoken in your region.

    But for my choice, definitely Aztec. There's nothing more fun to say than Aztec words. Tlachtli. Quetzalcoatl. Axolotl. Tlapalpoyactic.

    (That last one is the word for the color "orange")

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    I see your pedantry and raise you my own:

    There are absolutely languages nobody speaks in your region even if you live in a city.

    I therefore choose sign language or Assembly.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

    Mandarin. It'd be useful for me to learn because of my job, and I've been meaning to learn it for quite a while. I just can't seem to find a decent source for learning that doesn't focus on the written language; I only need spoken Mandarin.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    "Region" would have to be extremely small around here to not include someone who speaks almost any (natural) language a typical person could think of.

    I'll just go ahead and answer a different question: If I could instantly learn any language and my SO could instantly learn it also, I'd pick ASL, because it would be very nice to have a way to communicate that works where talking either doesn't work (loud places, for example) or would disturb others, or just across a large room.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    Japanese, for the media. But really…

    Loxian. The language was created by Enya’s songwriter, Roma Ryan, and the two of them are the only users of Loxian. Ryan’s husband Nicky (Enya’s producer) passed way last year, and his wife is probably not far behind. She’s in her 80s (Enya is in her mid-60s herself).

    It is a real language and it exists in exactly five songs by Enya. The best one IMO being The Loxian Gate. The only reason we have translations is because Roma herself has written them, and we have to take her at her word that they are accurate, because it’s her language.

    If you don’t want to look up any songs and hear it, it sounds like Gaelic (traditional Irish language) with some Elvish (like from Lord of the Rings, which Enya did the song May it Be from, and sang part of it in Elvish) mixed in.

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    Define "nobody", because there are over 100 languages spoken at fluent level or above by at least a few ppl where I live

    If we ignore the technicalities... Polish. Spoken by a lot of people, quite difficult to learn & would be a good priority target for magically learning it, and hopefully a good gateway to the rest of the Slavic languages

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    There's a Polish club in my state that offers Polish language classes.

    There is a very small group of Polish immigrants here, I'm thinking of taking the next class (the one offered is already in session). I live pretty far from where they're at, but honestly, it's a beautiful language.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Whatever the Voynich manuscript is written in.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    Nahuatl. It's one of the indigenous languages of Mexico. It's what the people of Tenochtitlan and several other cities spoke.

    When people think "Aztec" it's that language.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Well I probably can't say Klingon, too many goddamn nerds around here. How about Welsh? It'd be fun to go gargle at the locals in Cardiff about Doctor Who filming if I ever visit the UK.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    If we're talking city wide, then I doubt there are many fluent French speakers. So I'd Probably choose French just to not use it.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Probably either Latin or Gaelic. Both just sound neat.

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    I'd travel out of Germany then choose German then travel back.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Whatever language the Voynich manuscript is written in.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Norwegian. I'm already working on it, but magic would be nice

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    Learning Mandarin would make me the most valuable guy dealing with Chinese and Taiwanese chip vendors.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    I have spent a few years learning Spanish, and that's something I use pretty much every day. I can understand it almost as well as English, but my speaking lags much further behind.

    I would like to learn Mandarin, but unlike Spanish there is pretty much absolutely zero relation between English and Mandarin. And because I wouldn't use it nearly as much unless I forced it, I'm sure I could spend over a decade studying it as hard as I have Spanish and be worse at it. So Mandarin is my answer.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    I live in a large city, I reckon most languages must be spoken by at least a few people around me. Not even considering so-called dead languages.

    That being said, I would love to learn Chinese. I think I'll see next year if I can enroll in one of the few courses available in said large city (Paris). I've just started learning Russian something which, I imagine in our so incredibly nuanced times, coupled with me also wanting to learn Chinese, will make me quite suspicious. That's fine ;)

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    My son-in-law is learning Finnish. That's on top of the English and German (Army brat) he already knows. As for me, I know Spanish and some German, and while Finnish would certainly qualify as a "nobody speaks" candidate, I'd go for Dutch. I've been to the Netherlands a couple of times, and it seems like a fun one to learn. There's no Dutch community locally that I'm aware of.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    How strict is "nobody speaks"? Because pretty much every language is covered if it's vague enough. If I drove two hours I could probably find somebody who speaks Pheonician.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Lojban!

    If someone else turned out to understand me after all, we'd be immediate besties

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    Would probably go for Japanese since I watch too much anime and Japanese media so learning Japanese would be super useful.

    But then most anime and tons of Japanese media is translated anyway, except for music, but in that case I listen to a lot more of German music than I do Japanese, so maybe I would learn German instead.

    But then, I can probably learn German much easier the traditional way that I can an Asian language, so maybe I should use the cheat to learn the language that would be harder for me to learn traditionally than just German. (Even though I've watched so much anime by now that I effectively can understand Japanese much better than I do German.)

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    Lakota:

    • Help preserve an endangered language

    • I've always wanted to learn it

    • Useful when I go back home

    • and frankly, it's probably the only language I'd want to learn without a community of native speakers in Chicago

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    Hungarian, so I could have a good conversation with my lovely stepfather, whose English isn't great.

    Cantonese and/or Mandarin for chat with Chinese friends and relatives.

    What I really want though is a babel fish - you put it in your ear and it acts as a universal translator. Any language, Earth or alien.

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    Coding Language. Then we can easily talk to humans and computers.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Tokein's elvish, or other language I think he constructed several unique languages just for his backstory.

    His cousin and him made their own language growing up they used to talk to each other, so it didn't start with his books.

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    Malay probably

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  • EESTI RIIGI KEEL, ON EESTI KEEL!!!!

    anyways i choose cornish so i can continue learning German and after that Spanish.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    latin. old english

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    A joke an NYC paramedic told me.

    He said that he'd started in the Bronx, and had a hard time because he didn't speak any Spanish.

    He had a much easier time after he went to Queens, because he didn't speak Spanish, Mandarin, Korean, Portuguese, Dutch, French, Haitian Creole, or any of the other 200 languages found there.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Probably one of the nordic languages as everyone from my country is going there for work.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    Haven't picked back up consistently learning Japanese in like 8 years, but it's a joy to feel the progress of learning such a vastly different language. I know enough Spanish that it'd be a waste to spend this gift on it.

    I guess the most tactical option for me that's still interesting would be Arabic, because while I love the idea of knowing it, I don't think I'll ever give myself the time to learn it.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Nobody in my region?

    I'd be surprised if I could find one with any use beyond a small community in an undeveloped part of the world.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Chinese, specifically so I can exclusively curse in it like they did on firefly.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Dutch, French or Japanese.

    Dutch because I would like to live in or at least visit the Netherlands some day,

    French or Japanese because French is interesting and learning Japanese unlocks a whole other side of the internet (and UI design), and anime without subtitles.

    Out of those I'd probably pick Japanese, as Dutch is relatively easier to learn by non-magical means.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    Chinese ? Idk define “region”

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