From a security perspective, these only serve to create an extensive roadblock - and a traffic jam as seen at the end. Disable one in front, one in rear, and you’ve got them kettled. Plus, as you can see, it’s a very slow moving convoy. A dozen bike cops and two cars (Couchfucker + security detail) would be sufficient.

Whoever came up with this idea should be fired.

Supposedly he brought his own food with him to Italy. Why would anyone bring American food to fucking Italy

This stupid spectacle is deliberate because the US is so fucking important, and stupid.

Gee they sure are scared. Wonder why? Aren't they the good guys doing good things around the world to help people and uphold justice and international law and ot kt otowom etenec, I e jo2okt to hh6bhbdm:h;hi$$+!!

His charade parade likely cost an American figure skater a gold medal. The traffic jam his ego created delayed her arrival to the venue so much she had to skip her entire warmup.

Keep being scared little piggy!

Well I guess sofas are quite big. If JD boy brought his whole harem... That's a lot of cars.

Sigh... reminds me I have to file my US tax returns.

"I told you... (deep breath) they all need to have BENCH SEATS in the REAR! WHAT the FUCK do I PAY YOU PEOPLE FOR??!?? Don't you KNOW who I AM???"

Boooooooooooooooooooo

1:01 did they almost just fucking crash 🤣

So much European taxpayer money wasted on a fleet of pedophile protectors. Stop welcoming them here.

Spreading freedom uh democracy uh unnavigable traffic! It's cute that they brought some gridlock from home so that the Americans would feel at home.

"Jesus, these Italians oughtta do something about this shitfuck traffic."

"Sir, the motorcade is quite literally 100% of the traffic in the city."

"It's only 40 cars, why can't they build us a 40 lane road? Is this not a first world Christian nation?"

Is Just Dumb taking another family vacation? Looks like something straight out of Chechnya.

What a bullshit...i hope some crazy dude does something, what? Who know.

Also, you saying but this is a terrible idea wapecially in Italy with our normal sized streets...(USA STREETS ARE NOT NORMAL) and they also did it with big ass cars, like, wtf?? I understand everthing but you can't do this bullshit and bring big ass cars

So, some of them believe they have the authority to use their siren and act like Italian police, almost causing an incident in the process.

I'm sure everything will turn out well.

Isn't 40 cars too few? I mean, he could have at least taken 90 🌚

No problem, just blow up all 40.

I bet italian people feel so honored by his visit

One IED and that fuck is gone.

He needed this many so that Italy wouldn’t try hanging him

its costed 10 million for all of this.

I hope the locals were like "I didn't know which car to boo for, so I booed to all of them"

If he wanted to bring his sofa harem with him, he should have rented a truck.

There is a war lord from my country who has been the head of parliament for at least 30 years who used to send out a huge convoy of cars and security only to be driving himself in an old busted up car. I don't know if that's true, it could have been a rumour. Also I hope the couch fucker tries to fuck a folding couch and it snaps his little sausage off.

The california tropics, often shortened to just cal trops, are so easy to make and fun to play with in the street!

Wait. Are these motorcades just staged and ready in every country they might visit? Or do they fly the vehicles ahead of them?

Meanwhile the pope was okay with a Fiat 500

Tremendous Suburbans, The Most Suburbans

He's there in Italy and don't even use the time to try some proper car.

That first one was weighed down like crazy.

Second one was super light on suspension.

I'm assuming the first one was armoured then but why have the principal in the first car?

Maybe they have multiple ones armoured.

Partisans used to put ieds on delays in the middle of roads, usually hidden in cowpats. Why delays? that way they would be triggered by the first vehicle - usually security - but the second car - usually full of the nazi brass - would be the ones that copped the blast.

* the more you know *

Compensation car for a Clansman.

Lol