Rebekah Jones, a geographer, data scientist, and climate activist, has made a massive, humorous claim about President Donald Trump, and her tweet is going viral on social media.

Posting a possible explanation behind an Oval Office event ending abruptly, she said, in what appeared to be sarcasm, that Trump ‘pooped his pants’.

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[–] 190 points 9 months ago (19 children)

There's video of it. You can hear a wet fart noise, see the woman in green immediately look disgusted and then Trump calls an end to the meeting and won't stand up.

He 100% shit himself.

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  • [–] 58 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah, I saw the video. Happens around 30;seconds in. And you can tell it was him from green lady and rfk's reactions. I was a bit surprised not to see more commentary about it - maybe libs taking the high road

    Here's your great and glorious golden god, magas. If video could transmit smell, it would've been a lot harder for you all to have fucked us all

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  • [–] 99 points 9 months ago (17 children)

    Lol he really did shit at 0:34

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  • [–] 64 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Is this real? You can hear it? Lmao

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  • [–] 88 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Would have thought it was a meme edit if it hadn't been on a reputable channel.

    I will never get over this is real life. Pedo fascists in political power and they are literally shitting themselves on live broadcasts. All the while his supporters would literally eat it up.

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  • [–] 44 points 9 months ago* (11 children)

    A little overhyped, could have just been a particularly smelly fart. He could have shit himself, but hard to tell from the video.

    I think I've seen better evidence of Trump shitting himself.

    Although the end where he ended the meeting promptly does kinda put me back over on the he shit himself side.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    yeah. you maybe hear something that could be a fart from anyone in the room. i hate orange cheeto as much as the other guy, but this seems to be slightly exaggerated

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  • [–] 50 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    How often do they suddenly, immediately end a press conference and they usher everyone out of the room quickly without answering any questions?

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    based on the number of white house press conferences i have attended, which is zero, there is no way for me to answer that question.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I don’t know either, it just seemed like none of the press were expecting it to end like that. They were ushered out with cameras rolling.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    it definitely looks suspicious, i don't dispute that, it is just that after what i have read, i have expected more from the video. stupid look on trump's face isn't really something we haven't seen before and that sound doesn't really prove much imho. 😂

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  • [–] 126 points 9 months ago (12 children)

    Only COOL People shit their PANTS!

    -Republicans who are About to Shit their Pants in Public in Solidarity!

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  • [–] 35 points 9 months ago (9 children)

    This time instead of an ear diaper, they'll just wear adult diapers on the outside of their clothes. Heartfelt tribute I tell ya...

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  • [–] 58 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    Already happened half a decade ago, with "real men wear diapers"

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  • [–] 43 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    "I COVID my ass to stop the spread."?

    These people really are barely functional.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago* (3 children)

    Personally I blame lead poisoning and decades of propaganda, mind you this only really affects Gen X and the Boomers but the younger dipshits can just be explained by the memetic equivalent of the founder effect.

    I mostly subscribe to this because I've met plenty of dumb silent generation who are not nearly this fucken asanine, sure they tended to be stubborn and weirdly racist but honestly hating the Russians and Germans is pretty acceptable to this shit.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    There's studies showing that older generations that had higher lead exposure from leaded gasoline leak out lead from their bones as they get older. Which means more mental health issues, general insanity as well. They are going insane from all that lead and we're seeing it real time.

    The younger generations being more "conservative" is really a sign of ignorance and lack of critical knowledge as well as thinking on their parts. Now that they are SEEING what these policies bring and the party they're showing a change in demographics. They're angry and the GQP are good at weaponizing that anger.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    It does make me wonder if the younger ones may turn on them similar to how the lost generation turned on Hoover. But I guess we'll have to wait and see but from personal experience there's a solid chance.

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  • [–] 125 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    The pants Biden left me were the worse pants of all time. Today I found Biden's shit in them. Can you believe that? Biden had shit in my pants.

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    That guy in the middle has an unexplainably awful face.

    Did he have too much plastic surgery then fall asleep in front of a fireplace? Was his face carved out of play-doh by a distracted child? Is he preparing to molt? Did he look into the ark of the covenant and survive?

    I watched the video a few times but kept getting distracted from an actual president shitting himself on the job by how terrible that guy's face is.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    I mean it looks like he had a donor face replace his original one and it doesn't quite fit. Its possible he's just a cthulu-esque face stealing monster though, in which case this is just his latest victim's face.

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  • [–] 59 points 9 months ago

    Ah yes, the shart of the deal

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    I never thought I'd see the US president shit themselves... What a time to be alive

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago

    And thats not even in the top 20 of his accomplishments. If humanity is ok in a few decades, it will super interesting to see what the history books teach about Trump. :)

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    Back in the day, hearing conspiracies about groups of elites raping children was something I considered to be a little bit exaggerated, like yea, I'm sure it happens but I refused to believe its that bad. Now we are in 2026, they dismembered babies on that island, raped children together with the president of USA... and then the president shits himself on live TV. It's not even the first time when it happens to him. We really came a long way since covid and it keeps on going.

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  • [–] 89 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Remember when the most embarassing stuff politicians did was spell potato wrong or yell enthusiastically? Those were the days.

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    There are several instances where it looks like he has shat his pants, one The Apprentice contestant claimed he's been incontinent since the 90s

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Here is a video: "Clips from The Hole interview with Noel Casler, who worked with Trump on beauty pageants and Celebrity Apprentice."

    I don't know if this is true, but Trump is extremely sue-happy and I can't imagine a world where he wouldn't have sued people for this, if it wasn't true.

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  • [–] 37 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

    Catherine O Hara died in her 70s last week

    Why God. Why just fucking WHY

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  • [–] 34 points 9 months ago

    Very last second a woman can be heard saying “What did he do?”, if I am not mistaken.

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  • [–] 34 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Dude blew out his diaper on live tv lmao

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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    About 33 seconds into the clip there is a squelching fart noise. It aligns with the lady in green's quickly-stifled horrified reaction. The fart noise had a wet component to the sound, as if liquid was oozing out in addition to gas. It's quite probable that he ended the meeting because he gave himself a mud ring and had to go wipe it and change his diaper.

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  • [–] 31 points 9 months ago

    It was the very best poo! The finest feces! A bigly, perfect, presidential shit! In fact, many men, many big tough men, have said to Dear Leader, they say while literally crying, they say "Sir, Sir! Please drop your drawers, so we might smell that gorgeous, manly doody!" Joe Shmo can't afford this crap, believe me.

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  • [–] 27 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    "That's gonna itch when it dries."

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  • [–] 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

    Again! Haha.
    Didn't he also shit himself at one of his court cases?

    "I'm hearing great things." BRRRRRrrrppppp

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