Does anyone here read Dungeon Crawler Carl? I Uzi Jesus wouldn't carry this, but that was the first thing that came to mind.

I think he would just see that as validation.

Then they look at you again in shock and exclaim, "omg! You were right!" To which I typically reply, "I know."

Wtf is piefed? I mean, I'm searching for it now, I've just never heard of it.

"That's gonna itch when it dries."

I'm still laughing

"It's just crazy enough to work!"

Sadly, it did.

Added to wishlist

gross.

Or how absolutely batshit this timeline is

Is this satire? Please tell me this is satire. I just can't tell anymore!

Are they just going around trying to one up each other? What a ridiculous thing to say.