I see no reason you'd ever want a dictator, but I admit that sometimes, I wish I could unilaterally amend the US Constitution. I'd be able to fix campaign finance, voting methods, gerrymandering, looting the government by the rich, and a whole bunch of other crap all at once.
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All I could think about while watching Carney’s speech, aside from how much I’d forgotten what a real leader sounded like, was what kind of bullshit word salad the orange asshole would belch out of his McDonalds hole.
It was a joke and the cover up even worse!
Sometimes you need a massive stroke
-the world says
👐people say, I need a stroke, a tremendous beautiful stroke, like you’ve never seen before 👀 in the history of people, with a shovel .
sometimes you need to aim an inch more to the right.
Some of us said this would happen. You called us "gloom-and-doomers."
Sometimes you need a dictator.
Yeah, for target practice.
Sometimes a country needs a political assassination.
He had two attempts and both were fools. Seriously, the first guy got too damn close and... used iron sights and cheap target ammo? Also his motive was random violence. He wanted to go on a rampage and start by killing the closest political figure He could find... who just so happened to be Trump who was having a rally nearby. No fucking joke, that was the reason.
Why are assassins often the most unstable nutcase who win through sheer luck instead of actual planning?
Man that shit was fake anyway. I remember the day it happened my “moderate republican” buddy said. “He’s going to win the election now for sure”
That assassination attempt was just a planned part of the campaign rally.
That's exactly how I felt that too.
I thought it was common knowledge at this point that he faked his own assassination and then swept that shit under the rug so quickly that no evidence would be found
First, you're assuming that most successful assassins are the unstable nutcases. It could just be that it's more memorable when the motivation is "make jodi foster love me" than "stop an expansionist imperialist who's destroying the lives of the common man".
You're also more likely to be a lone assassin if you don't conform to social norms because social norms say not to kill people.
The most prolific assassins are just common soldiers whose names we don't even record.
Because someone who isn't a nutcase likely doesn't wanna spend the rest of their life in prison????
*This is my attempt at writing a small short story depicting only a moment or two in real time. The author I am emulating is James Thurber. He was a master of the short story/essay. He had very dry sense of wit and was funny as fuck. I do a hope he would approve of my theft of inspiration. Here is my attempt at a modern version of his style.
January in Dayton is not preferable for very many people. The reasons are varied yet common. It truly sucks. Occasionally a wandering soul seeks more like minded individuals that aren’t part of the fundamentalist evangelical type community that dominate local cultural scope . This crowd is often difficult to intentionally avoid. Something something (mumbling sounds) *Checks notes, lowers reader glasses slamming down a stack of documents that provided the incentive. The patron was relaxed but owned a dash of anxiety while holding court at the local dive bar. That was until a small pour of Pappy Van Winkle with a single cube was thrown back & then gleefully announced that “Third time is a charm. Provided the good lord willin’ & the creek don’t rise. Can I get an Amen?” Someone nearby asked the bartender to change the channel to see if the game was on. Not half a second later there was some breaking news flashing across the screen The patron looked up at the television & smiled. “No fucking way, third time really is a charm”.
What are the odds that he tries to invade Iceland as well just because he can't admit that he got the name wrong?
To water the tree of liberty with?
Didn't he help depose a dictator recently?
Ironic.
Sometimes you need an assassination as well it seems.
I mean it could be as simple as mcdonalds employees in DC coughing on every burger for a while.
Not likely. The Orange Fuck-stick got COVID and they just pumped him with so many drugs that it's a wonder he didn't invade himself.
As appealing a thought as that is, and I've thought it daily all year, it would only make him a martyr. Look at the insane reaction to Kirk's 'assassination' and multiply that by a thousand. His ailing health, or something dumb like falling down some stairs, preferably on camera, would be much more fitting and less dangerous.
Nobody EVER needs a dictator. That rotten orange shit pile refuses to see that.
NRA, remember about rising against dictators?
The NRA only works in the government when minorities exercise their second amendment right. Look up Ronald regan and the black panther party
I don't think the NRA cares of Dems or repubs buy their guns, hell if we all start to shoot each other well all buy more guns and bullets!
Wasn't the NRA Russia funded or something?
You are thinking about what happened with Marina Butina.
The NRA was founded as a pretty reasonable organization - here’s a quote from their president, Karl Frederick, in 1934:
I have never believed in the general practice of carrying weapons. I seldom carry one. I have when I felt it was desirable to do so for my own protection. I know that applies in most of the instances where guns are used effectively in self-defense or in places of business and in the home. I do not believe in the general promiscuous toting of guns. I think it should be sharply restricted and only under licenses.
It got taken over by Birchers and racists in the 1970’s, being rational and non partisan for most of its life before them.
Yes, but even worse, they're also arms industry funded. Their objective is to sell guns, not protect against tyranny.
Nope they are an American organization. Now in 2016 Russia pumped some cash into our politics, and did so through the NRA which is where I think that comes from. Back I nthe day NRA was actually a good org, focused on gun safety, education, training. Now their a bullshit political group basically. My grandfather was a lifetime NRA member and denounced his membership almost 20 years ago because they got so far away from their roots and he couldn't bear it anymore.
They can sell the guns, just asking to sell them to depose a dictator, not to support him.
A Democrat president would be killed for saying this shit
Edit: just saw this. So fucking embarrassing...
he continued to demand the US take over Greenland (which he repeatedly referred to as "Iceland")
Can't even get the name right of the country he's been convinced he needs to invade
Perhaps America needs a Purge.
I heard that the sheer volume of shitty ideas that come out of his mouth means he never even has to poop.
So this is when the revolt happens right? Surely this is the last straw, right America?
Or is he just joking again? Because words don't matter and he tweets his policy notes.
I'll sit and wait for the spineless Americans to rise up against tyranny, 2a and all the other self-aggrandizing bullshit you bootlickers spew.
The 2A Americans were only interested in rising up if it was a democrat who wanted to give them free Healthcare and school lunches. Not people would hire them as death camp guards.
Can you imagine how different the world would have been if trump didn't move his head a ¼ of a second earlier
Would he say that if Kamala won?
“We had a good speech, we got great reviews. I can’t believe it, we got good reviews on that speech,” Trump said of the widely mocked address in which he continued to demand the US take over Greenland (which he repeatedly referred to as “Iceland”) and made new tariff threats against Canada and Europe if they resist the annexation.
Iceland is probably the next country to get taken over due to it's stategically important position for the control of the arctic sea.
The masks are already off. The bastard sees he's in a position bigger than WWE.
You know what? He's right. We needed a dictator who wouldn't care about political appearances and would have thrown his demented ass into prison like he fucking deserves.
Instead we got Malarkey Joe and the coward of the century Merrick Garland as AG. :/
The problem with leadership is that the ones who most deserve it never seek it, and the ones who most seek it never deserve it
"The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
Spot on lol
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