For the Miss Teen USA pageant, trump would stick his fingers in the girls’ mouths. His premise was that he was “checking their teeth.”

And that’s real.

Also he was ordered to pay 85 million dollars for raping a woman whom he then called ugly. But y’all knew that one.

This is just a meme, right? Right...?

Is this satire? Please tell me this is satire. I just can't tell anymore!

Missing the THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION, otherwise good effort.

You can't give people heart attacks like that. Thought this was a real announcement

I'm actually unsure if this is real or not...

With the state of things I seriously didn't know if this was real or not.

Isn't this the fake EO that Fox News thought was real and lauded

I like how everyone thought of the same joke and we all posted it anyway

I too can't tell if this is real or not

Lemmy is harmony. Lemmy is love. Lemmy is knowing Trump is a pedofile.

Can't wait until it's mandatory for every citizen to give head to a government official, as part of their holy duties of course!

Only "never-aging enigma" daughters need apply.

But china is thier only customer, they would still need to sell it.

I have a side question. Are American soybeans edible? Last i heard American corn wasn't edible, it was more for syrup or something, so i want to know if it is the same for American soybeans.

Elly-mae would kick the crap outta that mofo.

Boomer-tier ngl. There is honestly so much more to meme on and you choose that? SMHing my head, go work for cpac.