Would that mean that I'm not a virgin, having been in multiple orgies?

So they skeet and yeet on your face.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Isn’t it also an illness dogs can have? I remember a stray I adopted had to get treated for it.

I thought everyone had them. If you didn't, wouldn't your hair follicles get clogged and gross?

In individuel numbers, how much do you think we're talking here? 1 per follicle, what would that be couple 10k? More? Do they live peacefully with eyebrow mites or is there a nightly war at the edge?

This is the worst thing I have read today.

No.

Usually these TIL threads give me nothing new.

This one is new to me. Thanks.

I'm at third stage! I've been hiding my tongue behind my uvula since I was a kid. My dentist hated it!

I never thought of it as stretching... I guess I have a new hobby!

/thread

Apparently if your tongue isn't long or flexible enough, the Wikipedia has suggestions, ranging from months of flexing and tongue exercises, to just fucking snipping your frenulum.

"It is possible" lmao, like yeah, it's also "possible" to put my dick in my butt if I cut my ass off and hold it in front of me XD

Your tongue game must be legendary. Lucky partner.

I don't think my tongue is long enough for this

Why would someone want to do this? Genuinely curious.

WTF

I have nipples, Greg

Can you milk me?

I'm squeezing like hell and it isn't working.

No way ! how do I do that ??

We know, but we call it milk as a joke. It's not actually milk.

Don't many things need to go wrong during fetal development for that? The mammary tissue is usually completely destroyed by birth in men.

well yeah but you have to have a baby first.

Why is that disgusting?

https://youtu.be/N0Gm4uiJXfM