or, y'know, you could sit down. saves on cleaning even when you fail at handling your dick.

"Me and my dick no longer see eye to eye."

"...That's probably for the best, ophthalmologically speaking."

So this happens because the urethra loses moisture and welds shut, then pee chooses the least-resistance path. If you can't pee sitting ('cause it's easier), one trick is to clamp your dick and push to pee, then release. The pressure will open the urethra wide and a beautiful, directed stream of piss will come out. Also, pull your foreskin back when peeing and clean afterwards with a dab of toilet paper. Fellating persons will thank you!

Pee sitting down, you coward

It gets hard sometimes... 😞

wait until this guy sits down to pee without paying attention to how things are hanging and feels it running down his calves

ask me how I know

I just piss into a wet vac

Hard to miss when it sucks the pee out

Anon needs to add "pee" between the fapping and sleeping in his bedtime routine, and the leftover spunk won't be around to do that.

Piss after jacking off, anon.

Sit the fuck down.

Bros jerking too much and he isn’t cleaning his tip.

Check the meatus for lint. Somehow, there's always fucking lint!

Mine got chopped off 9 years ago.

Well inverted and made into a vagina, but the former is how most people seem to think it works.

Do not miss the penis

Pee sitting down?????

I'll pee sitting down sometimes in my own home but peeing sitting down with a penis in a public restroom is gross. Regardless of whether your dick aims at the water or the side of the bowl that's a lot of fine spray of toilet microbiota landing on your junk and undercarriage. Better to just piss everywhere all over the seat and stay pure

You're supposed to pull the foreskin before pissing. Otherwise you're just asking for it.

With great power comes great responsibility. The ability to control comes with the burden of having to exert that control

There is surgery that can help anon

The perks of living alone. You just flush and go about your day.

Can't knock the solution, it does work

jelqd too hard

Pull back your foreskin or sit down

I swear I always get a cupful trapped in the hood every time I’m wearing light coloured trousers and then it escapes when I stand up.

Reasons I unironically want a FUD/STP device; Not that I've bothered to be pro-active about it. Even sitting to pee does not reign-in the dick's non-sense.

This sounds like a circumcised circumstance?