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Anon has had enough (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You forgot to state that the lid should be up

Now I've got piss everywhere

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[+] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 child)

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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

I keep all my bathroom stuff in my room because none of the people I've ever lived with have thought it worth their time to put down the lid when they flush.

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[–] 404@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

And the pants, lowered all the way to the floor, are swimming in a pool of piss

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