Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has had enough (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I swear I always get a cupful trapped in the hood every time I’m wearing light coloured trousers and then it escapes when I stand up.

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[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

I can't believe I have to say this.

Pull the foreskin back. Or sit/sqaut at a toilet and dry/dab with toilet paper.

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Sorry, dad.

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