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[–] 121 points 1 year ago (8 children)

or, y'know, you could sit down. saves on cleaning even when you fail at handling your dick.

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  • [–] 67 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    You apparently have no idea the dick's talent for aiming for the crack between the seat and rim, no matter how you go about "tucking" it downwards to try to prevent just that. Even sitting, leaning so far forward your hands are on the floor, is no guarantee.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I agree that this can happen, but at least its pretty rare. Standing while peeing however makes a mess in a radius around the toilet every time. I mean, when you live alone and have no guests ever then this might not be an issue, but in every other case it's pretty nasty.

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