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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Sitting can be very difficult first thing in the morning sometimes. Well, not the sitting part but the getting your dick to point down into the bowl part.

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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Some mornings, after you sit, you need to bend over until your forehead is on your feet.

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[–] RacerX@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago

I prefer to put my hands on the floor and lift my feet up against the wall.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Well step 1 should be: Beat that meat into submission

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[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

1+1=2
2+2=4
4+4=8
8+8=16
16+16=32
32+32=64
64+64=128
128+128=256
256+256=512
512+512=1024
1024+1024=2048
2048+204… submission (if not, sing this, with the same voice ☞ https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NfnTKUkCafo