Sadly I've still never seen any real papers on this being an actual theory.
I still want to believe I'm Ent livestock though.
Sadly I've still never seen any real papers on this being an actual theory.
I still want to believe I'm Ent livestock though.
I think it's the fungi manipulating all of us.
Look man. Mycelium. It's all connected don't you see? I don't mean clones. They're not clones. Its something else. It's one BIG connection. It's one BIG organism.
And it's MASSIVE. You think it's just a little mushroom on the forest floor. But under that mushroom is a string. A string that connects to another string that may be connects to a root or another mushroom. Then strings with no mushrooms between the trees. And the strings outpace the trees.
So the direction the trees grow in? Isn't decided by the trees, or the larger environment around it at all. It's decided by the mycelium. They grow outward, find the nutrients, and set the conditions for seeds to grow there, and change conditions elsewhere.
The war between fungi and bacteria is an ancient and bloody one.
I don't fear the bacteria. No. They can colonize and grow resistance to antibacterials produced by the fungi and chemists. But fungi? Fungi can communicate. Fungi can parasitize. Fungi can grow in radiation contaminated environments.
They are the dominant lifeform on this planet.
And if you still don't believe me, wait until you inexplicably have a yeast infection despite practicing hygiene taught at a super young age. That itch. That pain. It's a higher evolved organism consuming everything.
If all the yeast in our bodies’ microbiomes could coordinate together to take us over, we’d be so screwed.
That top sentence has a bunch of flavor text. Livestock implies they're intentionally being kept as livestock. Plants aren't sentient. That's like saying evolution is intentional.
Keep in mind that "Welcome to Nightvale" is a Lovecraftian comedy podcast set in the fictional town of Nightvale
I mean it's true... but there's a pretty reasonable case that humans aren't sentient. We think we're doing shit for a good reason but at the end of the day on a large scale we're just going through the motions of what our environment leads us to do.
This is why I don't like determining an organism's value based on how "sentient" it is. I prefer to admit that I treat dogs and pigs better than carrots and fish because I empathize with them more, entirely of my own bias. I don't think I have any more or less value than a blade of grass; we're both products of happenstance just running our programming, and we won't be around long.
Plants aren’t sentient by our understanding of sentience there’s evidence that they communicate via the mycelium network and give their own offspring more nutrients than others. That‘s the two I can think of without googling
What other understanding of sentience would we fucking use?!
The mycelium network thing is way overblown - it allows some crude, undetectedundirected signals to pass.
I see it as a problem to solve - we know that signals pass because of the results, but we have yet to detect them
I typo'd "undirected" if that affects anything.
My point is, people talk about this as if it's the plants having a nice chat and a cup of tea and talking about politics. It isn't - it's more like a dog being able to smell some dog piss and understand something about the dog that pissed there.
They also nurse their sick and keep stumps from dying - from The Secret Life of Trees, which also supports your comments
I thought it was fungi, as they are the ones breaking both plants and us down, are the oldest of all of us, both feed plants and us, etc.
I thought fungi was relatively new - which is why we have coal?
I am very happy to be corrected
Fungi are older than literal roots. The first land plants relied on them for nutrient exchange before evolving a radical system. My mind was blown away during a presentation by Dr. Toby Kiers about the latest research on mycorrhizal networks. They directly imaged nutrients moving both ways through those narrow filaments! Which is impressive on its own, but completely mind-fucked me when I noticed they were in real-time. https://www.spun.earth/networks/mycorrhizal-fungi
Fungi are much older. Source
Plants are older than thought: 500 million years old. Source
The earliest fungi started to develop 1.5 billion years ago, with other types 635 to 400 million years ago. Source
In fact, both flora and fauna can't survive without fungi. Source
I prefer to serve trees and plants rather than CEOs
They (the predecessors of cyanobacteria) started with a clean slate/with an oopsy of oxygen overproduction that wiped the board.
If we are being ruled by our crops it would have to be corn and not trees, unfortunately. Trees would be much better overlords I think.
For anyone interested: Welcome to Night Bale is a great horror/surrealist podcast. Definitely recommend
Animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around
An extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced
Now I must take their medicine
spoiler
the medicine is drugs.
Go see the redwoods and you'll know for sure this planet belongs to the trees
Then the redwoods should be sending aid to the Amazons, because they are losing hold.
To say nothing of their cowardly inaction on Ukraine and Palestine.
I can't remember where, but I read recently that the pace of Amazon destruction was noted to be slowing recently. Maybe cbc.ca. It stuck with me cuz I literally thought "oh finally a nice piece of news in this desperate wasteland". Granted, things aren't looking great, but dare we hope
The "species domestication" bit is just the social part of evolution (less agressive, more cooperarive) mistaken as self-domestication.
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