Right? Was he just in the room with Tim Cook? Bruh doesnʻt have object permanence.

I wonder if it is a single person changing his diaper, or if they rotate

Jensen Huang already was once of the corrupted ones (I bet this affair was a blackmail, trump knew and didn't act) a new guy would require again to find someone new (and might possibly have nothing). Tim Apple is already corrupted and trump thought renaming from Tim Apple to Tim Superintelligence might be a massive upgrade.

Who happen to be the same people who contributed money to his inauguration.

...and one guy just because he gave him a gold plated iPhone.

Person Woman Man Camera TV

He only remembers the ones that donated to his ballroom

Sounds like socialism, some sort of american national socialism. /s

Since Amerikkka went full fascist.

He can only remember so many names, and that number is two. It probably took him the entirety of his first term to remember how to read Jensen Huang from the teleprompter. It's unrealistic to expect he'll remember someone new.

You got it backwards, major corporations control the US president.

Since he can threaten investigations and nationalization on the grounds of national security.

Isn't the US government the #1 shareholder of Intel now? Perhaps he forgot which company he partially nationalized

Timvidia.

Every single one of the tech bros that are showing with trump has skeletons and should be investigated. Trump is afraid that with new Nvidia CEO he might not have anything on him (or worse, her) or at least it would take a lot of effort to find something.

I thought it was just bribes. It was also hush money.

Came for this, left satisfied.

Timvidia

Tim Gpu(poo)

Government needs to keep away from business! Small government, big business!

Also my president should choose who runs the biggest companies.

Add some lovely probably realizes they need the company to actually function. He can't just use it as a way of siphoning off money.

Thank you for another wise precept, master Zote.

Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

But wouldn’t that be wild?! If he could and it happens, is that a great open for investigations for corruption? Also show Tim Apple’s character too.

I’m not holding my breath on that outcome.

He knows Tim Apple very well.

That pointless gold plaque continues to have the best ROI ever.

My favorite moment of the entire Trump presidency. That gift is such an obvious piece of trash, they probably had to tell janitors at Apple to not throw it away by accident.

Because he's a narcissistic megalomaniac.

In a not clown show, some reporter would ask: what is graphics card, mr. President

And the reporter wouldn't ve called a fat pig by the preaident of tge united States

"...grab em by the CEO, they let you do anything."

Fascism.

He used Siri to write it.

https://www.nfl.com/players/tim-cook/stats/

Honestly I kinda don't want him doing that, either.