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President Trump calls on Tim Cook to be next NVIDIA CEO - 9to5Mac (9to5mac.com)
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[–] 302 points 1 day ago (22 children)

The guy only remembers like 7 people now.

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  • [–] 85 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    Right? Was he just in the room with Tim Cook? Bruh doesnʻt have object permanence.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    No, he was in a room with Tim Apple. I think Mr. Apple suggested Tim Cook to him, though.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 day ago (7 children)

    I wonder if it is a single person changing his diaper, or if they rotate

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  • [–] 12 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    One person does it once, and then they wipe their memory with a neuralizer

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Every time they try to do this in the movies the wipe doesn't work long term and the characters have a journey uncovering the truth, with a horrible reveal.

    I assume this would be the same.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Jason Borne, only he remembers that he used to wipe tRump's ass and emptied his diapers. That would be a great twist.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Jensen Huang already was once of the corrupted ones (I bet this affair was a blackmail, trump knew and didn't act) a new guy would require again to find someone new (and might possibly have nothing). Tim Apple is already corrupted and trump thought renaming from Tim Apple to Tim Superintelligence might be a massive upgrade.

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