That and the fact that he’s a billionaire.

OOOoooOOO, Jensen Huang-san.

If AI is so great

How come the AI did not warn him the mistress was a spy?

It’s his security blanket.

"Honeypot operation" but it is selling billions in dollars of graphics cards

Well, at least it wasn't one involving anybody underaged, which in this day and age is actually pretty good for billionaire CEOs.

Its like 1 day when Trump idiocracy isn't dominating the news. Since he needs constant attention, I'm sure there is a tweet building...

She isn't a child, but a Chinese spy. Though I'm sure he's already plenty experienced in that area, too.

he was already a billionaire dude. you think he started off fucking employed adults?

Ai ai ai

So. Fucking. Much.

Seems super common in reporting as well, I am noting it with basically every NPR news story these days. LLM's love outputting this format as well. Almost the same thing that is happening with most media, people are so unfocused that you have to repeat things 20 different ways for them to remember, and the lack of actual journalism means they need to fill time with the 'big stories'.

AI produces cookie-cutter bullshit.

That said, at least for the time being, it gets down to brass tacks in the first paragraph or so. I guess they haven't felt the need to keep your eyes on the page longer.

Capitalist enshitifed journalism is the reason they're 'starving' for readers. You can't find a meat-created news article or a fucking recipe without sifting through 10 pages of hyperbole and nostalgia.

Bring back the fucking newspaper article format where every word cost somebody money. Spend the money on paying someone to make sure the news is right and condense it into an article where your primary goal is conveying exactly what's going on with a close fucking second goal of not wasting everyone's time.

So much is paywalled now that I haven't read enough articles to even notice that format.

It’s not AI. Axios used this format for years, going back to Trump’s first term.

The original pitch was real, sourced journalism in a more concise format, to compete with Twitter and such.

I like that (hence I’ve read Axios for years), but I do get annoyed by the lack of detail, sometimes.

I put these AI articles to another AI to get the bottom line/1 sentence summary.

What's fake about it? Idk i like structured writing.

He also has a really nice oven.

Apparently it was some kind of credit card fraud. They didnt have to do him so dirty like that, at least let him finish his succulent meal.

I wonder separately if he is in the Epstein files. He's not ivy league, he and a bunch of these pricks like microsoft's guy went to the same Indian University or something. And idk if he was big time enough for epstein to bother with when they were running that honeypot.

Still, I wonder though.

Hunny pots.

He?
He's just a figurehead.

someone could.

Sex, power and money are obsessions to men who's insecurities they wish to fix through these means. There's typically a reason why the billionaire always looks like the guy with the micropenis.

Professional trap-faller-intoer. Boom roasted.

Didn't he start the company?