At first, dread but then...freedom.

You have progressed to the dungeon and face a door protected with a riddle. You look up expecting two gargoyles guarding it but instead find two Elizabeth Holmes staring at you intensely.

Fuck.

He's right about this being inefficient but the reason we can't have nice things here is that he is the most condensed essence of shit and we can't trust him or any of his billionaire shitcock friends.

This will come with so many annoying consequences. Quick google search leads to AI answer citing reddit as a source that can't be accessed. Ultimately we're heading to informaton being locked behind log-ins and paywalls with AI circumventing all of that. Your average user will look at the AI answer and trust it because the effort to find a source or at least verify the info becomes too great.

Clearly we need to add more to the list. No kings, no ghouls.

I was once in Iceland and took a guided tour. The bus stopped at a beautiful waterfall that you can walk behind (no loot). You could see the waterfall from the bus but it was a 10 min walk to get to it. I shit you not, the american couple on the bus decided to stay behind because they didn't want to walk that far. Now I get that people have medical conditions and all but this seemed mostly like an issue of them being tired because the last two stops already required 10 min walks. It's not their fault either. They grew up in a system that stole all forms of movement from them and fed them corn syrup so now a 20 min walk is unthinkable.

Every study on depression comes to the result that physical exercise is fantastic to combat it but all too often the decisions we make reduce the amount of exercise we get. Teenagers these days zoom past on E-scooters all the time and I often feel like they're being robbed of what we had with our regular ol' bikes. Sure it's harder when you have to pedal and put all the energy in yourself but it also keeps you in a much beter state.

Bro please just 6 trilly bro we're almost there I swear just 6 trillies per year and we good bro please

Guy with a good credit score and poor impulse control walks into McDonald's high as a kite. The pricing AI jizzes in its pants as it sets up a 24 month payment plan for his Big Mac menu.

Some 5 year old will hear about this and start panicking.

If they die, put two cheeseburgers on their eyes. It's payment for the mobility scooter in the underworld.

Got rage baited into this thread because of this. Glad this comment is already here.

Here's your new home bro.